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I tried to Google "Bob Jones MCP" and the link I clicked on tried to give me a virus.
I value my computer more than getting a joke (slightly)
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You're joking, right? The management that hired her to that position (presumably listening to how destructive Jaimy {what an odd spelling} was) could be shown that Alicia was incompetent? I soudt it....
You're not very smart, are you?
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And the first enterprise application was born.
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No offense Jaimy, but maybe it's better you're where you are instead of, say, construction--your boss might be pissed that you just spent all day smashing your lunch against the side of building because you couldn't find a hammer.
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EXACTLY! If they can't do the job they were hired to do, let them fail.
By all means give help for anything beyond the expected expertise, or offer advice (if asked) but don't make idiots look good - that's the real WTF with the IT industry, competent people are happy to make incompetent people look good, and then wonder why the incompetent idiots get the promotions....
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I'm having a hard time parsing this sentence:
But it made this sentence:
Absolutely hilarious
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We have someone like this in my workplace as a Microsoft .NET dev. Well over 10 years of experience with profound analytical skills. Can't programme in VB.NET or C#. Neither WinForms nor WebForms, nor SQL Reports for that matter.
Just a while ago, this person did not know the difference between a literal zero and zero as an integer.
I say, more power to them, if only to provide us with entertainment =)
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True. Irrespective of the benefits or lack there of from using VB, it does (possibly as a direct result of MS Macros) seem to be the language that attracts the most incompetent programmer's (NOTE: I am not for a second claiming that all (or even most) VB programmer's are incompetent)
I'm guessing it's because some people (often who can barely navigate to the Excel Icon to open it) [s]write[/s] record a macro and suddenly think that they are the gun programmer
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This is the kind of shit that makes me hesitant to be sympathetic to struggling small business owners. A lot of them are just this level of evil.
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Noice!
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I'd like to move us right along to a [Simon]. Now we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
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I think better keep the scared one alive, he undoubtedly keep the others trembling too with his feeble weeping - the brave one should die frist. They one who keep the others from being scared.
I have no doubts on this.
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visual basic is not for serious programmer. experience in visual basic is totally useless. in our company we don't hire any visual basic programmers. java and c are real languages, but any talk of it, then it become flaemwar in forums. so i try to stay away from such talk.
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In my (perhaps limited) experience, Technical people love being Technical. If I ever met a programmer (other than one who might be nearing the latter parts of their career) who had aspirations of management, I would seriously worry whether they had any technical ability. Programmer's are (IMHO) more likely to want to be Architects {and maybe {maybe} analysts} than managers. Most (competent) programmers that I've met despise management, but realise that they'd not be much better in the same shoes.
But what would I know, I can't write Excel Macros for shit....
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MCP is some MS certification ("I'm Word certified")
Maybe you'd find the name if you BINGED it! (That, or you'd get two viruses.)
Bob Jones MCP, MOUS 97
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Once upon a time, building a Java application at a very large discount airline, we added a checkstyle rule to prohibit magic numbers in code. One developer diligently complied: private int ELEVEN = 11; private int FIFTY_FIVE = 55; ...
She's been promoted. Twice.
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I hate to say it - but I strongly suspect Alicia would be big step up from the buffoons I work with.
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So, what you're saying, is the same management who couldn't recognise the fruitless hire they made with Alicia, might be able to see the fruitless hiring she was creating? Especially given that she would probably have destroyed Jaimy's credibility to the point she would never have an opportunity to present any recordings to any management?
Of course, to record such things in the first place would require him to anticipate the fact that it was going to be said.
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You are doomed as soon as people like Alicia start making it past your interviews, let alone get promoted above you.
If you find that someone with NO SKILLS gets past your interview process, you really need to speak up and do something, unless you would rather see your team wither away, quality go down the drain, and to see yourself eventually back out on the job market.
(Unless you work in a place where management doesn't really care about what the programmers do. But really, why work in an environment where the software you make isn't the product you sell?)
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often we find person with less knowledge of project is made project leader. this downs team moral and we feel sad and waste time gossiping near coffee machine.
time to take another coffee break.
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I take that back - things are doomed as soon as your manager starts creating "productivity reports" that use lines of code as a metric.
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Bingo, this is what happens when you help junior developers that talk a mean game.
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Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. - Bill Gates.
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Maybe he should have banged her quick, then set her up, to to go bye bye.
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OH.MY.GOD. I would have raged through the whole office if someone as stupid as Alicia was made boss. I would have been straight to upper management, that really would have shit me.
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Indeed, what do you know? You are sorely mistaken if you think being a manager amounts to writing Excel macros. They work to optimize business efficiency, by optimally allocating resources. Knowing how to do that often involves performing complex probability and statistics calculations you couldn't understand with 2 years of training. That isn't even an insult -- there are just many prerequisites, including calculus, probability and statistics, combinatorics; economics on many domains; etc.
The humorous thing is that these techniques are supposed to be the techniques taught to computer scientists -- optimization of queues/wait times through probabilistic methods, managing concurrent processes with unknown waiting times, general maximization/minimization optimization (e.g., the economic optimizations). Technology isn't about electronics, or computers, or the web. It's about techniques (i.e., algorithms and more general notions of "methods" and "processes"). Of course, computer scientists involved in these fields read the managerial journals, and many managers read the relevant computer science journals.
So to say that "technical people" don't go into management is an egregious error. Competent managers are technical people, typically hired because of their technical training. Better to say that "code monkeys" don't want to go into management. Managers hire them to solve the easy, repetitive problems -- yet another web-based report, using the same techniques (maybe dressed up in a new API this week, but probably not -- that introduces unnecessary risk) as the last web-based report -- so that we can work on the hard problems.
All the managers I know use Python or Haskell. The financial industry is moving to Python, after a government mandate that the actuarial/business calculations the business uses must be released to the public/shareholders in a "runnable/verifiable" format.
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It's like an illness: Let one in and they replicate like mad!
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Perhaps you missed my point. I was not saying that Technical people don't make Good Managers, but rather that (good) Technical People (in my experience) have no aspirations toward management.
Perhaps I've worked in Govt work too long, but I have never met a manager who used anything beyond MS Office - in fact, I've only met a handful of managers who were even vaguely technical. My experience of managers (and sadly, even Technical Leads) is that their role seems more about managing people, projects and meetings rather than anything even remotely technical (anything technical gets delegated to technical resources).
Even in non-government roles I've held, I've experienced managers who barely understood the technologies we were using (let alone staff capabilities in different technologies) well enough to optimise any resource allocation. They tend to recognise that some people get things done quicker (or slower) than others, but they appear not to be able to realise that that could be because some people are using technologies that they don't understand (or simply don't know).
I'll admit I've never worked in finance, so perhaps things are different in that area, but of all the work I have had (in Private enterprise, for outsourcers and for the government) I have only once had a manager who I would have considered remotely technical (and admittedly, he probably was the best manager I've had - although I put it down to him actually understanding what was happening below him, rather than him having some vague idea that Code Monkeys below him deal with 'the Technical Shit'.
But then, perhaps I'm overly cynical and don't appreciate the hard work that goes into bringing a project through to completion less than two years after it was due...
I must confess (and this may be related) that I am seriously disturbed by some fairly high-profile IT failures here (in Australia) in the last couple of years, and maybe this is because we don't (seem) to have the luxury of adequate management. People blame outsourcing to Nagesh and his crew as a large part of the reason (which ultimately comes down to some level of management - although I suspect more detached than what you allude to) but I think the problem is with the lower level managers. In an ideal world (in any industry) managers work their way up through that industry (not necessarily in one organisation) which gives them an understanding how the lowest layers work. Unfortunately, we seem keen to higher 'Graduate Managers' who have some piece of paper that apparently qualifies them to manage anything from a corner store to an IT project/team to an entire IT division to an entire organisation. On second thoughts, perhaps my cynicism is justified.
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It's OK to make paragraphs longer than two sentences, Lome Kates...
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Wow. that sounds like back-pedalling. I'll argue to the death (ok, I exaggerate, respond to any criticism about) over a post I made that I wasn't really serious about.
Askimet is good on this spam caper.....
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Promotion likely in June. Wait for it.
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Either way, you seem to want to argue whether or not Jaimy could show that the hirings were fruitless, and that wasn't even my point. At least one commentator managed to figure it out. Maybe you should read his post.
My apologies if it sounded like backpedaling; I meant for it to sound like sarcasm, with a touch of spite. Perhaps that is my response to your criticism?Admin
hmmm... not one to mince words.
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How could Akismet let him enter fuck?
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TRWTF is that he gives up the free fucks he has been getting from her by resigning.
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Akismet must have a rule where it's ok if you preface the fword with "bleeding" or "enter".
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Don't misunderappreciate this comment.
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Or, the other option is that they know your limitations, hired you anyways and are keeping you around because your skillset is expanding at a pace that they find acceptable. Being a programmer is no more or less difficult than other knowledge based fields. Often, it's just a matter of becoming aware of the tools you have available to you, how to use them and when best to do so.
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Damn, I'm in love... She's the closest thing to Haruhi I will ever see in my life.
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TRWTF is the fact that anyone thinks there was any sexual tension in this story. I guess some kids just see a story with a man and a woman in it, and assume it's sexual in some way... after all, most of what they view through their browser window is...
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Jaimy sounds like a complete doormat.
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Yes, he's is number one chutya person in my opinion.
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I'm pretty sure I would strangle the penguin on such a situation
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Hey fake booger! All this talk of strangling make you look like serial killer.