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TRRWTF is that women can't see that the only way the described bimbo can get through the interview and get her promotion to head ICT is that she slept her way there. guess the bimbos are annoyed that they're found out.
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What a tool, yeah a poor workman blames his tools, but a good workman chooses his tools carefully. This is TRWTF, since without that very poor rationalization, the rest of the story wouldn't have happened
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tl;dr
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On this theme, I'm wondering which executive she was sleeping with.
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Perhaps, just maybe, she got the job in the same way an incompetent male programmer gets a job - by waving meaningless certifications, spouting trendy jargon, and generally over-selling themselves in the interview. This happens all the time, and no sexual favours are ever exchanged.
Seriously guys, some of these comments are just embarrassing. It's like being in a 1950's working men's club in here. Some of you have clearly spent more time with porno than you have with real women.
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I see nothing wrong with this statement.
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The word "some".
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If all "real women" were like Alicia then I agree.
CAPTCH = saluto... In Alicia's case a corporate slut-ho.
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These articles are making me sick - I mean this one is an extraordinary sickness, but it just cant be true. I know these authors take a lot of artistic licence, but this is too far!
I've never met one single American who spoke like Jaimy - someone so nice and very professional, full of empathy and patience. This is TRWTF.
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This is fairly worse than the last management crap I've read about.
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Competent rabbit has no chances vs incompetent wolf. The jungle law.
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We have a guy almost like this in our firm. He's been living in our country for over ten years, and he still hasn't learned any of the language, which is rather odd. We've had foreigners in our company before, and the worst of them learned the local language within a few years.
Now this guy has been promoted to a project-leader, which is one of the worse decisions made by management here. This guy writes code, commits it, but doesn't compile it before that. Actually, he asks me (or some other person, who's been affiliated with the project at some point) to compile it for him, because he doesn't know how to do it.
The most hilarious time was, when I asked him for some specifications for a program he wanted me to make. Two months went by and he multiple times asked me the situation of the project. Always responding, that without specification I can't do anything, since I have no idea what is required. Finally he responded to me about the specification with the following mail: "No, there none at the moment. I have them in my head, but no time so far to put them on paper. The spec also has been changing so I was glad I didn't write it down yet.". And at that point I went to management and told them, I wouldn't be working with this guy anymore.
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I don't know what's more sad, the fact that this did happen or that I can think of two similar experiences I had on my own. And I'm only 30.
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I had a long discussion about one old code and tried to convince the manager of the group, that it would be easier, better and more efficient if we wrote the whole code from scratch. I've had this conversation more than once, but the most fruitless was a small programs, which didn't have all the original source-codes left. It took me three weeks to convince them, that I couldn't compile a code without all the sources, and those sources didn't exist anywhere. After three weeks I was finally given permission to write the program from scratch. Too me a whole of 1,5 days to do it. I've no idea how long it would've taken to try and fix the original, broken and insufficient, and not to forget, OLD code.
But back to management. I've heard there are a couple of managers that have acknowledged that they've no idea about the technical stuff, and by admitting that, they hire a few experts in the field to consult him, so he can do the job as it is best for the company. Wish I had a manager like that.
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Honest or not, Simon applied for a developer position. According to his own words he was incompetent when he was hired. What upsets me is that he tells us that after 9 months in a developer role he still does not have a clue. I would at least expect some evolution. Or why TF did he apply in the first place?
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You are useless, too, because you don't know what you are talking about. India is Javaland (because it's free). Doesn't mean that the programs are better. Programming quality does not depend on the programming language. You should listen and learn. Apparently, you are too young and too stupid to judge programming language and keep that apart from the discussion of how to write good programs. Indian programs are usually a horrible conglomeration of unproductive code. You can actually see in the code that the people didn't know what they were doing. Indian programming means: do process a lot but with no effect. At the end they are paid by the line, aren't they?
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BTW, I must be a good programmer. I never made my way (some 20 years) into management.
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Women.
(TRWTF)
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Old code: X = X + Y
Brandnew code: int a = Integer.parseInt(args[0]); int b = Integer.parseInt(args[1]); int sum = a + b;
Can anybody tell me how much processing is involved in either of these methods and, therefore, which one is better, faster, more efficient?
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In this case, I guess it's an attempt to explain why this guy let that dame walk all over him, and why he went an extra mile or ten to help someone treating him like dirt.
It's very unlikely that sex was actually involved.
Anyway, for what's it's worth, there was many ways and many opportunities to salvage the situation, and it's a crying shame that it wasn't done.
Day One. Mrs "Know It All, You Ain't Worth Shit" gives the tech lead (her boss) lip. Answer? Give her a standard assignment. No guidance or advice or anything. Pass the word around that no one is allowed to help her. Let her find out that she doesn't actually know.
Come back after a reasonable amount of time for the task and check what she has done. If she still gives you lip, get her fired for being unable to do the job she was hired for.
Later on? Look through your commits and make a list of the bugs you fixed, and the consequences of these bugs if allowed to go into production.
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let's see. Integer.parseInt sounds very java to me. The old code takes something, and either adds or concatinates another number.
the brandnew code, takes the name of the program and whatever the first argument is, tries to parse both to a number (which i suspect will fail for 'progname'), and doesn't even make it to the concationation/addition.
Assuming X and Y are numbers; I suspect the old code to run faster
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Three pages, and nobody's mentioned how this reads like something straight out of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"? just do a find&replace on a chapter, switching out every instance of "train" with "vb code", and it could be this story.
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...
"English, obviously," she scoffed.
Jaimy laughed softly-- only to see her stern, pale face draw into a deeper frown. She hadn't been joking.
"F**k off Alicia"
Done.
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We really need pics in here. Alicia must have EPIC boobs.
CAPTCHA: minim... no way, they must be maxim
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Now THIS has to be made up, or else very very very very highly embellished. Too much is wrong with it; not the incompetent person being promoted (that happens all the time) but the constant flux of people who don't know programming? A few I can see, but the management in this story would have to be complete idiots who never stepped out of their offices for all of it to be true.
I believe some of this story, but the whole thing is really far-fetched even for me, and I've worked in dozens of WTFy places.
Addendum (2011-03-10 07:27): Now THIS has to be made up, or else very very very very highly embellished. Too much is wrong with it; not the incompetent person being promoted (that happens all the time) but the constant flux of people who don't know programming? A few I can see, but the management in this story would have to be complete idiots who never stepped out of their offices for all of it to be true.
I believe some of this story, but the whole thing is really far-fetched even for me, and I've worked in dozens of WTFy places.
Being a WoW player this almost reads like something there: Hot/pretends-to-be-hot girl gets into raiding guild, doesn't know shit about raiding but schmoozes (and or sleeps around/sends nudie pics/cybersexes) with guild leadership, gets promoted to Raid Leader after being carried through raids, brings on other incompetent people to make the guild larger but who can't raid for shit and expect to be carried, good raider(s) see this happening and leave.
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Wow, fuck this 5-minute edit window shit. It appended the entirety of my post to the post itself. Now that's the WTF (and a 5-minute window to edit is pretty WTF-y in and of itself)
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Wait.. there are REAL women? <shudders, hiding under desk>
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I've started reading the source code for extra comments. TRWTF in the code today was that ALL 50 paragraphs in the story have a
tag. Come on guys, and join the 21st century!
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Sometimes, you have to let the sick animal die or even help it so as to aleviate everyone's pain.
If you can't do any of the above, then just get the hell out of there before you get sick yourself and die.
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Agreed. I always figured the point of that saying is that a good workman will always ensure he has the appropriate tools before starting the job. Of course, the matter is muddied somewhat when workmen aren't responsible for their own tools - if your boss is insisting that you knock down a wall with your lunch because they don't have any hammers, then you have a problem. Personally I think it's always best to polish up your CV and start looking for a new job once it becomes clear your boss is an idiot and is making decisions that will harm your company's ability to deliver - self-respect is worth a lot.
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This story makes me cringe on the inside. TRWTF here is to help the newbie and have your own work suffer because of it, which in this case, led to decreased credibility and less options to avoid disaster.
On another note. This is one example of why I think programming should not be easy. To blur the line between programming and scripting macros (as happened with VB) or spreadsheets opens the floodgates with idiots thinking they know how to program.
It also relates to the increasing ease of use for lots of applications and operating systems, which causes all kinds of problems because users don't really know what they are doing but think they do.
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Maybe that's why. I've wondered why there aren't a bigger proportion of Java WTF's, as I can't imagine it's much less accessible for newbies than VB -- it's got fairly WYSIWYG syntax, a choice of good IDE's, huge inbuilt libraries, 10 different ways of doing everything - what more could you want? ;-)
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(not to feed the trolls, but...)
There's a "Paste from Word" function in the article editor, to keep the pasted text's formatting. Though, given how much Word-cruft it carries over, next time I'll go through the pain of re-bolding the protagonist's name manually.
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I work somewhere like that. Can be entertaining some days, frustrating others, but who cares, the pay's good, and there's enough good coders in the team to last longer than the product's lifespan, so it won't cost hurt us before the product's dead anyway.
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i can't help but read it in Paris Geller's voice.
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Isn't it unfair to call someone a troll just because they make a comment you don't like? In fact, Stevie D. cared enough to check your article for "hidden" information, which was actually very complimentary.
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He could make some extra money in the interim by reporting his former employer to the BSA. I normally wouldn't advise this, but this story is an exception.
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Of course it's fictional. Nothing on this site is real anymore.
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Your response exhibits exactly the problem Alicia had: a belief that specialization equals skill, that whatever you happen to know represents the apex of knowledge, and that anyone who might struggle in your specialty is an idiot no matter how much you might struggle in theirs. Where I work, I'm surrounded by a lot of the most prolific and talented kernel hackers in the world. We also have compiler hackers, GNOME hackers, security experts, and plenty of others. Every one of them might need to check a manual to set up an ODBC connection from Excel to Access . . . because that's highly Windows-specific knowledge and what we build is Linux. Heard of it? Like much of the world we don't give a crap about Excel or Access, or for that matter ODBC. Maybe that one little snippet of knowledge makes you valuable where you are now, but out in the wider world it's utterly useless.
Here's a hint: if everybody should know what you know, then it's low-value knowledge. That's simple supply and demand. Instead, you should actively seek out knowledge that's not common, and profit from the fact that you're the best expert that employers or your peers are likely to find in that area. Otherwise your career will consist of nothing better than making ODBC connections between Excel or Access, and that's an epic WTF.
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[quote user="anon"]TRWTF is Jaimy going the extra mile to "help".
If you aren't helping yourself, you're hurting yourself.[/quote
The real code for all workers to live by is CYA. We've all encountered bitches like Alicia & as long she wears her high heels she will keep climbing those corporate ladders.
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The real WTF is not leaving after that happened!
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Please raise your hand if you would seriously hand a production-level assignment to anyone dumb enough to utter that statement of WTFness.
Those lines alone would've dropped her to "No commit for you!" status.
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Lorne Kates?
Well, I for one welcome our new TDWTF overlords.
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This is a sad story. I miss the KAPOW!
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Your overall point is a great one--but keep in mind the person mentioned FAILED to set up an ODBC connection. Anyone capable of hacking the Linux kernal could pretty quickly figure out or find out how to setup an ODBC connection.
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This acknowledgment alone puts you ahead of about 80% of people who get paid to program computers (I hesitate to use the word "professional").