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Man, where is Bert when you need him?
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If the machine hadn't been run it was probably machine oil burning off the spark plugs and injectors.
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And like it's been said, this was a good read. Well done, Alex.
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Overall, quite well written, though. And a fun story.
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Hmm, "Company" deploys a team that does not understand client business, does not understand client systems, does not understand the language the client team speaks, does not manage the team properly, could have destroyed multi million dollar client equipment, tries to stall/mislead the client, hides status/information from the client ...
Based on comments on previous similar stories, I wonder whether most of the posters would have been discussing noise/electronics, if instead of the client being Japanese and the "Company" being American/European, the client was American/European and "Company" was Russian/Chinese/Indian.
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I have flipped the voltage. Pray I don't flip the voltage any further.
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What? Now there's two of you? It's an invasion!
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You should have written:
"Hell, I've seen LARGE CAPS SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST ..."
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Hmmm, doesn't make much sense without the quote, let me try that one again:
H.P. you should have written
"Hell, I've seen LARGE CAPS SPONTANEOUSLY combust..."
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Actually, he would lose 1.75 mil. He'd put up 2 mil to place both bets, then get 0.25 mil back for winning the troll bet.
However, I don't quite understand the conditions being bet on though. Given the situation, I would take the bet to be troll vs retard. But then you would just have one set of odds, ie. 2:1 for troll:retard. He has 4:1 for troll vs what? and 2:1 for retard vs what?
It could be troll vs !troll and retard vs !retard, but the tone of the post seemed to indicate that Matt is definately either a troll or a retard. Is the :1 in both cases for Matt being a legitimate poster? If so, then the odds could have just been simplified to 4:1:2 for troll:legit:retard. This would indicate that the post gives a 14.3% chance of Matt being legit, which (as stated above) conflicts with the tone of the post that Matt must be either a troll or a retard.
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Also electronics often has a "new electronics" smell, which can be very intense the first time it is powered up. Must have something to do with the manufacture of it. One monitor had quite a strong smell when new and off, even more when on for the first few times. And the manual had that same smell.
When he switched on that signal, a lot of circuitry likely went from dormant and room temperature to active and at an increased (albeit normal) temperature. Likely for the first time. Also any dust on the circuits or injectors could've burned off - so even though things were working normally, it could have been a potent smell.
Think laser printer + new electronics + hot dust all at once.
That plus the noise could've easily freaked someone out if they were unprepared.
Especially since there is no hood or anything blocking the sounds or smells.
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I love the racism in this article! Keep it up...
Seriously, why though? Unneeded.
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The lesson is: when trying to make something work, know what "working" looks like first
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I fail to see how acknowledging that cultural differences exist in the world is racist. I think pretending they don't exist is much more offensive.
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I suspect he's talking about the transcription of the Japanese accent; accents are not really "cultural differences".
In this instance, it doesn't add any information beyond having already said that the man spoke with a Japanese accent. Stylistically it fails to recognize that the written form of language normally represents words, not sounds.
Now, if the accent had led to some miscommunication, then I'd think otherwise, as a textual representation of the accented/distored words would be a concise way to convey both what was said and what was heard. But that's not the case here.
So the only function the l/r flips serve in this text would seem to be humor value. The thing is, laughing at someone's accent actually is somewhere between immature and mildly racist.
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I do advocate that everyone should (when at all possible) leave smoking electronics powered up. They will almost always stop smoking by themselves.
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"What does schadenfruede sound like?"
A Splat or a thud usually
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The WTF is that they were supposed to do their testing with the actual machine running! They had done all their development stuff without actually firing up the machine. The whole point of having the "Test Machine" was to calibrate against the real thing.
Even better that actually firing up the machine caused such a panic attack. I would've been startled, but I would've also assumed that the engine was actually running.
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A bunch of clueless people who know nothing about automobile engineering developing software for a vehicle ECU? Was the client Toyota by any chance?
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And you,sir, do not sell cars.
While the engineers may not care about the sound of the exhaust system, or the 'clunk' the doors make when they close, the marketing people do.
BMW have invested millions in 'active sound design' to give diesel engines a more sporty tone:
“Today’s diesel engines are capable of a lot. They’re efficient, highly effective and high-torque, but until now they were lacking the right sound. With Active Sound Design, they’re finally achieving the sound that they deserve based on their performance characteristics.” (Albert Kaltenhauser, Manager for Airborne Sound, Acoustics and Vibrations)
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I'm surprised Christophe is getting so much flak over freaking out. It's one thing to listen to the sound of a car running when there's white noise in the background from distant traffic and sound dampening engineering between you and the machine. It's quite different when you fire them up, unshielded audibly, inside a quiet office building in the dead of night.
His reaction makes perfect sense, given that he was tired, stressed, hearing the machine make a completely new noise, and was doing something dangerously stupid at the time it happened. Who plays with electrical settings --in someone else's million dollar machine-- just to see what they do?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo
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And a hardware-related story from the olden days...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scratch_monkey
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"Dampen" is certainly a verb, but so is "damp" -- to reduce the magnitude of (a vibration, e.g.). Very commonly misused, unfortunately.
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"To make matters worse, the client’s engineers spoke half-Japanese and half-automobile-engineer."
やっぱり、外人へのアウトソーシングはだめな~
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Great story!
Reminds of me when I used to work on a stap-in two-axis rotation flight simulator. Pointy-haired Boss comes to us one day, all worried, because he'd read about software piracy on the internet. Asked us what copy-protection mechanisms we had in place to protect his significant investment. We pointed to the two-tonne dongle, and said that if someone can steal that, they're welcome to it. Heh.
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Great story, and there most definitely is a WTF here, if not several. The worst WTF though is that they treated the big bad box as big bad black box, without any understanding of what was happening inside it.
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If my translations are even somewhat correct..
"Sending 12V to switch starts automobile."
"Also, not good outsourcing to foreigners."
"And I too thought that."
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The best is when you overheat your computer and the capacitors start flying off making little squeals like fireworks without the bang. Even leaving nice smoke trails (note: the case was open at the time).
This happened to my motherboard after my brother changed some voltage settings to "improve performance"...
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We call it Voigt-Kampf for short.
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NSU Prinz?
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They're waiting for you, Gordon - in the test machine.
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You know, I had no idea I was repeating Steve when I wrote that - but I'm sure that the only reason I wrote it is because I read it previously. It's not the kind of thing I usually write.
That's kind of scary, actually.
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Right?
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After reading this, my mind is made up. I want a Journey tribute band with a Japanese lead singer at my funeral.