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Actually, The Real WTF (TM) is that they're still using Visual SourceSafe.
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I really hope not, because that means that there's more than one company out there thinking like this.
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Haven't they heard of pigeons?
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Good, accurate point.
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Honestly as bad as that setup is, I've seen worse. There are corporations with fully connected networks but it won't allow you to send an email until the system administrator has read and accepted the email as "business-related"
There are start-ups which require you work from your home computer
In fact- having separate computers for different tasks is VERY common in some companies. This one just took it to the extreme.
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I had the displeasure to work with more than one company that practiced things like this and worse. Thankfully I always was called in as outside help to fix a flaming pile of.. well, bad things. I left with a less bad situation in place, but I could never convince them to actually change their ways in my younger days.
Strangely, today it's more the opposite, people get internet access on their machine but their usb ports get blocked...
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This reminds me so much of those old days where you stories from, those days where you had to make an appointment for the machine that would run your card and where you would pray it would not bug out.
And what exactly is this Melissa Virus that was so bad that they went back to this stone age approach and ditch an entire network rather then protect it? or restrict access and capabilities?
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I used to work in a non-networked shop in the 90s. We'd back everything up to 3.5" floppy (using PKZIP) and store everything in a giant cupboard. They had the cabling, server (NetWare) and everything... except our PCs lacked NICs.
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Yes. And they've heard of avian flu virus too. So no RFC1149 network for you sir :)
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The only reason it caused such a stir was because it severely clogged the tubes, caused a lot of network outages due to overloaded mail servers but that was it. Really, it was just a trivial little macro virus and even back then the smart folks amongst us didn't run macros in untrusted Word docs in the first place. I remember receiving it back in the day but I never allowed macro execution so it never had a chance to deliver its payload. It was literally that easy to beat, even without any anti-virus at all.
Of course, that didn't stop the feds from sentencing the author to 10 years in the pen! He only served 2 though.
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Had also to pay a fine of 5000 USD. Got probably out due to the feds needing his help on tracking down another virus creator.
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Reminds me of a quote I saw on Perlmonks: "Most coders don't actually program, they just act as the selection function in a very slow genetic algorithm"
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Huh. Replace 'employer' with 'partner' and that's pretty much word for word the advice my mother gives me about relationships.
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TRWTF is that Amanda didn't simply video her source code and search it using SSDS.
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What a crummy situation! I would hope that she has the ability to run local source control such as git or mercurial on her development PC.
From the upper management point of view, aren't there more funds wasted by wasting the developer's time in jumping through these hoops? At the very least I would think having a closed local network running with open groupware or something would quadruple productivity. You don't even need it connected to the internet.
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i can haz new wtf?
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Dear [email protected],
In case you can’t tell, the computer world is a grown-up place. The fact that you insist on using one PC for all emails clearly shows that you’re too young and too stupid to be offering web page services.
Go away and grow up.
Sincerely, Bert Glanstron
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Hmmm....one would hope that if you have writing software for more than 5 years....you know the syntax and logic. What prey tell are you learning from the book?
Sagaciter: An orator of sagas
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The real WTF is that this didn't do diddly-squat for their security. Viruses can be transmitted via USB sticks nearly as easily as over intranet.
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That actually happened here. Production and Test systems were not on the network since there weren't enough drops in the engineering bay, or something. So the company provided us with flash drives. Worked great until we got a call from the customer telling us that one of our systems had a virus. We sent a guy out to check it, and sure enough, had a virus. Thankfully it wasn't connected to a network with external access! Then they implimented a scan of -all- the systems in the engineering bay and every one of them was infected.
So now we have McAffee AV on them. Mind you, it's not up to date, since it's not on the network. We are still using flash drives to copy files to the systems in the engineering and production bays.
Surely nothing can go wrong!
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You misspelled "equipped".
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Exactly what I thought. I read the old one a few days ago, so this story sounded strangely familiar.
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I worked for a major UK bank in 1999, as a java developer. We were not allowed internet accesss "for security". There was a standalone PC with internet access which we could use - if we wnated something off the net (e.g. jar file) we could dpownload it on that PC, copy it to floppy (!) and then upload it onto our oewn (netwroked) PCs. That was apparantly more secure than having direct internet access because "otherwise we might get a virus".
Moral of the story? - if you are ging to be an IT middle manager, read just enogh about the story to get paranoid, but not enough to actually have any knoledge. Ideally yu should then ignore any advice from your highly paid developers .....
It got so bad that I installed a dial up modem to my work PC, and accessed the internet like that (with the dial tone turned off, and the modem hidden in the desk trunking !)
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Yes, I refuse to work for any company that is not run exactly the way I think it should be. If I see any policy I don't like, I promptly quit.
That's why I'm now living in this cardboard box under a bridge.
Really now, even if you own the company, you probably are stuck with stupid policies that are required by the government, or that you have to implement to please an important client. In real life, we don't all get our own way all the time.
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Fixed that for you.
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[quote user="CoderDan Sagaciter: An orator of sagas[/quote]
I thought a Sagaciter was a class to loop through sages.
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Nothing can't be pluralized on the internets.
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nobody reads slashdot dummy
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no one looks @ slashdot unless they want to feel humiliated. at least they took animefu links off the sidebarm ugh
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This wtf makes my head spin.
I wish that I couldn't believe this were real, but... yeah it probably is. Man, that's depressing.
Furry cows moo and decompress.
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Yes the rest of the fleet should learn from this and figure out that the Internet was a silly thing to get involved in. How else will Skynet be able to wage war on Humanity.
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There's one client I deal with now in 2010 where more than three people share the same email address and it looks like they have an email PC and three non-networked laptops fed via USB drive and sneakernet.
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This is in a country with no working unemployment benefits system right? Like America?
I might have stuck it out jusssst long enough to cover the 'leaving voluntarily' clause my country insists on (a pause of several weeks, depending on circumstances), but no more.
There is no other reason to stay more than 5 minutes in such a place.
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And another thing.
Since when is a USB stick any protection against Windows viruses?
I would doubt the veracity of this story but I've seen enough examples in the real world to know that, sadly, somehow, companies like this exist and even make money..... because the customers are even stupider.
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More than likely, they just didn't trust her.
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