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We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
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Maybe someone can explain why this is funny? Is mixing up Austria and Australia some new meme that I'm not aware of? Is it as simple as being sarcastic and then laughing at people when they thought you were serious? Am I missing something fundamental here?
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It's not a meme, it's just one person attempting a small bit of levity, and having it go way over (at my count) 4 people's heads.
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I love it when people have to explain the joke. :-D
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Are you kidding? Americans know about Austria because of the hash bars!
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It's true that many Asian fontsets don't have weird characters like ö in it.
I run Chinese Windows, and I have always had a load of problem with the modified characters used in French, Italian, German, etc. I actually had to go into the game files of Civ 4 to edit a lot of XML strings that were broken this way before the game would run properly.
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I don't know any Chinese, but I know it's not an alphabet.
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Before reaching for the that vowel key that has that the gaudy decoration dots on it, think about how much ink that wastes. A E I O and U are perfectly understandable. if the o sounds more like an a, then just use the a. please citizens of the planet, think about conservation in this day and age.
Also, ASCII characters codes after 126 are not officially recognized, and we need that extra bit for parity, or for the reverse character set. There simply is not any room for your ostentatious dotting.
Besides, it is an immense burden trying to filter all the spam that uses the extra worthless european vowels while trying to convince me to enhance my manhood in its own gaudy, decorative way. Your "enhanced" character set is responsible for all the spam in my overflowing inbox.
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You may now sneer and congratulate yourself for being much too cultured and intelligent to enjoy that sort of low-brow entertainment.
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I was imagining Arnie with an Aussie accent, thank you for that!
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Austria vs. Australia, sure why not. I sure can imagine it being hard to tell them apart. Definitely harder then telling Sweden and Switzerland apart, which I to my dismay see being mixed up from time to time (I am a Swede).
Though I won't blame anyone for this kind of mistakes; I've had some trouble with similarly-named nations myself. Benin vs. Belize, and Togo vs. Tonga. But at least I learn from my mistakes, and I know the difference now: Belize is in Central America, Benin is a fruit, Togo is a piece of clothing and Tonga is a drum.
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according to the interwebs nothing is wrong firefox, i just don't have any fonts that can display strange asian languages... they can be installed in control panel > regional and language Options > install files for east asian languages
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http://www.cafepress.com/nucleartacos.163046834
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Hey, as long as they don't start confusing your country with France, I wouldn't be too offended.
Personally, I'm still trying to figure out how Russia invaded Georgia without going through South Carolina.
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wait, how do you know my pw?
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I've been in the computer business for almost 30 years and I never heard of KiB and MiB until today.
So yes, using a standard of measure that 1/100 of 1% of your customers have even heard of would be so much more clear and honest than using a measurement that is ambiguous by 2.4%.
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Please read the following comment:
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hunter2. Simple.
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Guess what I said by way of apology.
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The real WTF is that K.Bear apparently took a photo of an error screen instead of a screenshot...
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I know how to spell Australalalalia, I just don't know when to stop.
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You might want to recheck your math.
Today's HDDs are measured in GB, not KB. At that point, you're looking at a 7.4-7.8% difference (depending on which direction you're measuring). Tomorrow's HDDs will be measured in TB, where the difference is 9-10%.
(FWIW, I strongly agree with brazzy's post.)
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Savannah.
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I only see a couple of shady characters.
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A quarter of an Ãpple...yum, yum
(and I think validus is a wonderful CAPTCHA)
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It comes up often, such as: http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/forum/f21/dumb-tourist-questions-5005/ (Yes, I know, it's not true - search for Vienna, though).
There is also a perception (certainly in Australia) that Yanks struggle to distinguish between Australia and Austria. Whether this is actually true or not, I don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me (not just from yanks but from the world in general).
I know when I was at school and people found out I was Latvian they used to ask me whether I could actually speak Latin, so people struggling between Austria and Australia doesn't surprise me.
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Nah, Girls in Black!
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They also spelled the Chinese word for Austria wrong ("Au ta li" instead of "Au di li").
While we're at it, greetings from Vienna!
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You forgot 6PB for the cluster quorum.
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The reverse problem (interpreting UTF-8 as Latin-1 or similar) leads to "ö" being read as "ö". This easily happens when processing raw text files, CSV or suchlike from one platform on another. For example, I once got a name badge at a conference in New Zealand afflicted with this, except the staff had helpfully removed the paragraph sign and lower-cased the "Ã". I was told the data (from a web form, probably in UTF-8) got messed up when it was imported into Excel (which, in the English-speaking world, assumes CSV is in Windows-1252 unless told otherwise, AFAIK).
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The real problem with ä, ö, ü, å etc. is that English uses vowels really randomly, atleast from a Finnish perspective. In Finnish, each vowel corresponds to exactly one sound.
In English 'a' is different in 'cat' and 'bar'. (The 'a' in cat should be 'ä' instead.) In English 'e' is different in 'green' and 'men'. (The 'e' in 'green' should be 'i' instead.) In English 'o' is different in 'dog' and 'how' and 'moose'. (The 'o' in how should be 'a' instead, 'o' in 'moose' should be 'u'.) In English 'u' is different in 'true' and 'bug' and 'fur'. (The 'u' in 'bug' should be 'a' instead, 'u' in 'fur' should be 'ö'.) In English 'y' is a consonant (should be a vowel, should be used like the german 'ü', can't think of a English example offhand) and is used differently in 'my' and 'you'. ('my' should be written 'mai'.) Funny language :)