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It goes nicely with your C-grade spine.
Certainly you mean "C-Level-Executive" spine, right?
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TRWTF is using a PhD as a network admin ...
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Oh, I should have paid attention to the SC reference. Ok, I approve the title for this WTF. Nice one.
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Or you can be friends with the network admin for the comsci department and get the admin password!
Captcha: damnum Usage: damnum rules, they only get in the way
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Yes, that Andy.
The writers on this site alter stories from the original submission (more so than I expected), mostly for anonymity and creative purposes. Remy's version perfectly captures the essence of the story (and reads much better than my version), but some commentators seem to be getting caught up on unimportant details, so let me clear up a couple things:
First of all, though some of the real details are different, this did happen; I was berated for storing "course assignments" on the network drive because some idiot with authority thought they were games.
The real events did not take place in college specifically, although it translated to the setting quite well. Either way, if you're getting hung up on the idea of this being a WTFU story, you can relax.
TRWTF was the network admin who reported me, who was not mentioned in Remy's version. Obviously "The Dean" was meant to take his place as the moron-who-can't-tell-computer-games-from-other-files, and he did so magnificently.
I did not "receive a C-" although the potential certainly existed for things to play out that way. After I explained myself, I was eventually cleared of all charges, though was still ordered to delete the "computer games" from the network drive. That's a much more boring ending though, don't you agree?
Yes, a small few of us ran games off ZIP disks. It was the 90s, and it worked brilliantly.
We did play some Diablo, but no Diablo 2. Sadly it wasn't out yet. So the title is accurate; there was no cow level.
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Long-many years ago when the PC was new-and-all, we had a version of Pascal to evaluate at work which had a chess program as an example in its s/w bundle. Some time later, it came to the attention of management that some of the naughty programmers had games on their PCs. Anyway ... but you can see where this is going.
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They weren't course assignments, they were your work product.
It wasn't at college, it was at your job.
The villain wasn't clueless management, but should-have-a-clue tech.
You didn't get a mediocre grade and graduate; you got to keep your job.
And all that fluff about being your last semester and an easy class... fabricated.
See why these DWTF stories aren't passing our bullshit detectors? They're 90% made up.
Indeed, the only truth in the story boils down to "fool misinterprets file names, goes bananas".
Now that could have been a story, if it had been told right.
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I got into computer programming because I wanted to make games, and I'm sure a lot of these kids were the same. So in a way, this is a bit like English students being told off for reading books.
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But I'm given to understand that out in the real world, there's no such guarantee.
Anyway, I don't think that necessarily is "only following the letter of the law, while breaking its spirit". At least where I went to college, that was the law, and it was meant exactly that: you could play whatever games you wanted on the computer lab PCs, as long as you could run them without needing to bother IT to install them for you (and student users didn't have admin rights). Wasn't to keep us from playing games, just to keep us from bothering IT all the time.
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At my school, we kept the favorite forbidden game backed up (multiple copies) to punched-card decks, because the admins would delete it whenever they found it on the hard disk.
Of course, they could tell whenever we ran it because it basically DOS'd their mainframe. I can just imagine some poor tech frantically doing directory listings on an unresponsive system, searching hopelessly for a file that didn't exist. (This system would let you load source code, compile it, and run it all from your "workspace" which was temporary memory unless you said "Save".)
It never occurred to them to treat the symptom -- not let one program have 100% of the CPU -- instead of stomping around with their awesome file-kill powers.
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The Dean never heard of bubble sort? What kind of wtf school is this where the comp sci dean doesn't know what bubble sort might mean?
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Actually, it was high school, not work. I moved it to college because, well, I failed reading comprehension, and by the time I was done and noticed my mistake, I decided to leave it because it worked well.
And yes, I did make up the bad grade bit. That's actually based on something that happened to me in college which bore some similarities. Except I was way more of a moron.
//Also, if you read the HTML comments, there's a specific reason I made the grade what it was.
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From the HTML source
I don't think so, Tim!(no cow level, but actually unicorns!)
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This actually happened to me in high school. I was sent to be disciplined for reading Vonnegut in my English class. For some reason this was considered a problem.
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Oh, here we go again. "This story can't possibly be true, because for something like that to have happened, a person in authority would have had to do something stupid and then refuse to admit his mistake. Or that a person wrongfully accused of breaking the rules would meekly accept an unjust punishment. And the idea of anything like THAT happenning is just unbelievable."
My next rebuttal will be on those crazy stories about this supposed Hitler person. Like, you really expect me to believe that there are people in the world who are not nice and sweet and loving? How absurd!
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TRWTF is the quote, "Andy deserved to graduate."
So after learning Computer Science for three years, you take a first-year class (the course material for which you've already been taught), and that's why you deserve to graduate?
WHAT. THE FUCK.
(The Other RWTF is not proofreading TDWTF articles before publishing them. Sure, it makes an ironic statement about how spellcheck won't tell you that you're using the wrong word on a website that's all about technology not working right, but it's getting old. Case in point: "doing any effort".)
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Seriously, who hasn't failed reading comprehension?
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You mean to say, they detect the bullshit?
"I'd estimate this truck is only ten percent filled with cocaine. The trouble is, your drug-sniffing dogs zero in on the ten percent and ignore the rest"
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That may be how you blokes do it at your fancy English Universities like Oxford or Yale, but we Americans like to multitask our way through courses. Why else would they encorage us to bring out laptops to every class?
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We apologise again for the fault in the remarks. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
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/delete button broken.
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I don't have games in my network folder. And stop calling me "Doctor Fingal."
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Or would you prefer to revise your comment for clarity?
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Do you know why your buddy did this? Makes no sense and is relatively destructive. I can understand the school's reaction.
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I hate this made-up shit. If you have to invent a WTF (the C minus) just to have a story, then you don't have a publishable story.
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By my analogy, people looking for bullshit are going to zero in on, for lack of a better word, the bullshit. The same way that DEA agents looking for cocaine are going to zero in on the cocaine. Could it be more clear?
(A cargo which is ten percent cocaine is not cocaine in its entirety. A story which is ten percent bullshit is not bullshit in its entirety. And for a bonus, there's a nice distinction to be made between "bullshit" and "lie", but you'll have to read Harry Frankfurt to get it.)
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Sadly, no. Truth is so absurd that it makes fiction seem eloquent.
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I'm sure there's teachers that stupid out there, but the story doesn't even say anything about even trying to explain to the professor. There's a big difference between "I had to delete the files and didn't say anything and then I failed" and "I informed the professor of the situation and gave him the zip disk, but he gave me a C- anyways".
One is a belivable response. The other is missing the entire end of the story.
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TRWTF is "bird classes". I've never heard this particular expression in my life. Anybody else?
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TUWTF is that this teacher, and by extension, school, openly support gambling.
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It seems to me that a lot of the complaints about stories that trip the BS meter end up being due to anonymizing and/or "punching up" the original story. Here's an idea: don't do that. I don't think many TDWTF readers come here mistaking it for a speculative fiction web site, so the stories shouldn't need to be changed to give them snappier endings. Also, if a submitter feels their story needs to be changed to protect the guilty/innocent, shouldn't it be up to them to ensure it is done properly? It would probably be a good idea to change specific person and company/institution names, but beyond that let things stand.
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Am I the only one that was expecting a copy-on-write joke?
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Am I the only person that read this and thought "plugh"?
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I suppose I misunderstood because he implied that the 10% of bullshit in the story was insignificant/irrelevant as the overall story was fairly accurate, whereas in your analogy, 10% (or any detectable percent) of cargo being cocaine is always significant, regardless of whatever else the truck is transporting.
Also, I was confused because his comment was a rebuttal to someone claiming that 90% of the story was made up; he was pointing out that it was actually 10%, implying that it seems like more because of the bullshit detector zeroing in on the 10%. Of course, drug-sniffing-dogs are looking for drugs because any amount is a big deal, but I suppose it wouldn't matter if the authorities were arresting you for having 9 times the cocaine you actually did have in your cargo.
Thanks for clarifying.
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God, it's worse than puns. It's all I can do to stop my head from exploding when I'm forced to think about the number of unfunny dweebs being given a voice on the internet.
Don't you ever wonder why you kept getting beaten up in school? This is why.
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Aside from the part about a dean asking him to delete "the games" off his network share, this sounds an awful lot like what was going on in my college CS department in the late '90s:
Though I'm pretty sure neither Starcraft or Quake 2 were out at the time. I think there was quite a lot of Doom, Doom 2, Descent, and probably even some NetTrek. I suppose this sort of thing was going on all over, and probably continues today.
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A true story that happened to yours truly In my final year of the CS program at the University where we had Windows based network and exchange emails tied to our accounts, I once forgot to sign out after working in the lab (or may be some stupid program stuck) when going home (I know my mistake not checking if it logged out completely). Anyway a friend of mine sitting next to me at the time noticed and opened my email account and sent an email in which I apparently abused myself to six fellow friends. Any way next morning I come in as we had a lab scheduled and was surprised to find that my account was locked out, I went to the administrator and asked why was it locked, he said mass abusive mailing (one touchly feely guy reported it), By the way I had noticed that the machine i tried to long into, gave me an error that the keyylogger service failed to start.
Now the administrator said that you mass emailed from your account and I said no, and he said that you gave the password to some one else and I said no and then I said that there are keyloggers installed on machines and maybe thats how someone knew my password and he is like there is no way that a keylogger is installed on any of the computers in his labs and I said I can take you to the machine rite now. So I am with the admin and he asks me to login, I tell him that login your self as my account is locked, remember but he is too afraid so he asks a passing student to login.
Anyway the same message comes up and now he is like that you are part of the gang that install keyloggers on the network machines and now there is a falling out in your gang and some one has hacked ur account, how else would you know that there is keylogger installed on this system. And tell me the names of all your gang members or else your account is locked for atleast a month and I am also fwding a case for academic waring etc etc.
So next day I had a meeting with my professor (who happened to overlook all the lab stuff etc) and he asked what happened to the task that I assigned you and I was like my account was locked and told him the whole story, so he calls in the admin and bullshits him rite there with me sitting in the office. Needless to say my account was unblocked instantly...
Next time around I was searching for some music by I dont even remember who and I felt a tap on my shoulder and lo and behold the admin is standing there and asks me what are you doing and I kept my cool and said just researching for my French class ;) Never had my account blocked again for the rest of my time in the University and the admin left soon after that
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Personally, I mostly agree with you. Mostly. But at the same time I come here well aware that there will probably be minor inaccuracies in the retelling, even though the overall story will be roughly the same as what was submitted. So I don't get all bent out of shape when one little thing doesn't sound right; I just make a mental note that it's probably not important.
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I liked the story. And don't stop the artistic flare.