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Yes, I really want to...
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Mike is "The Alcoholic?"
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Do you really want to... be The First?
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God, I don't even read this site and I can already tell there's one repeat from last week.
Captcha: vulputate - Latin for dismembering a fox.
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The Great and Powerful Trixie demands to know why her title is missing!
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Stay away from short sales - you'll lose your shirt.
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I think that thesharperedge.co.uk page is playing some joke because this also happens in the prefix field:
<select id="prefix" name="prefix" title="Prefix" > <option value="" selected="selected"></option> <option value="Mr.">Mr.</option> <option value="Mrs.">Mrs.</option> <option value="Miss">Miss</option> <option value="Ms.">Ms.</option> <option value="Master">Master</option> <option value="Dr.">Dr.</option> <option value="Lord">Lord</option> <option value="Lady">Lady</option> <option value="c/o">c/o</option> <option value="Sister">Sister</option> <option value="Sir">Sir</option> <option value="Madam">Madam</option> <option value="Sgt.">Sgt.</option> <option value="Pvt.">Pvt.</option> <option value="Cpl">Cpl</option> <option value="Gen.">Gen.</option> <option value="W/Cmdr">W/Cmdr</option> <option value="G/Cpt">G/Cpt</option> <option value="Lord Protector">Lord Protector</option> <option value="Agent">Agent</option> <option value="Detective">Detective</option> <option value="Prisoner #666">Prisoner #666</option> <option value="H.R.H.">H.R.H.</option> </select>Admin
TRWTF is a $21k loan at 10%! Remind me not to use Chase for loans...
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sorry...Citi
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Translation:
We will take your money and do as we please with it. The same folks who created that agreement text are the ones who will also be managing your money, so there's a slight chance you may get it back some day.
For this privilege, you owe us your trust, gratitude, first born and left testicle (females: s/testacle/breast/).
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I just love those inventory systems that assume their data is always 100% perfect. I've seen cashiers often do things like scan off a single item twice, not scan the next item even though it is different, and then not bother to correct it because the items happen to be the same price.
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My hunch is that the story behind the illegible legalese involves bad handwriting and an OCR program pushed way behind its design limits. Perhaps even a wooden table or two.
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The error message was too long for the message box..
It should've read "Do you really want to ... hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"
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What's the WTF in the shirt one? When a screenshot has a dozen words it's not usually necessary to highlight anything, but in an image that busy the relevant error doesn't jump out.
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The red message about only have -1 available.
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TRWTF is that "Pay extra and apply toward your next payment due". Yeah, I'm paying 10% over some money that I own you, but I'm just going to lend you some money, interest free.
It should be a crime just to display that option, somebody could be mislead into marking it.
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Ain't a bank better than Citigroup for only Indian. Many elderly are massaging payments from childrans with H1-B in US. Also, conversion from USD to Rupee is favourable and no exchanging fees.
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Too bad it is a discounted price. I'd prefer to buy -1 at it at full price.
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If you check the credits for thesharperedge.co.uk, the site was designed by a Nerox.co.uk, whose website is currently the default page for Plesk.
(Plesk is a hideous management console for people who don't know how to administer a Linux server).
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There is no "other" option. Someone was having fun the day they loaded in the possible values.
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sudo rm -rf / &
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It's like the people who give the government a free loan by specifying large tax witholdings from their paychecks, because they like to get that big refund check later on.
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Forgot to mention the best part, if you have problem, get to speak to real Indian, not American call center.
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Clearly answer to "ERROR" security question is "File Not Found".
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The TV thing reminds me of some years ago, when a local TV station where I live would sometimes show nothing but a Windows 2000 (or so) desktop with some icons, a task bar, and … an alert window saying VLC had crashed.
This only happened during weekends and would last until Monday morning — I suppose nobody was around the office to restart the what-passed-for-shows on that channel, and couldn't be bothered to go there either when (if?) they discovered the problem.
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You try an awful lot harder than previous Nageshs and post far more frequently, but honestly, you're not doing a great job of it.
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The Oracle UI toolkit is so hideous that I really want to ...
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You know, the real WTF on the Oracle 11g Client installer popup message is, that's not the most annoying and useless message that installer returns.
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Also, I couldn't help but mentally append "...hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"
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Step 1: Submit Order for -1000000000 shirts. Step 2: ??? (maybe hire some offshore workers to produce said shirts at USD$0.000000001/shirt?) Step 3: PROFIT!
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I can see why he was speechless.
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In case anyone missed this, the prefix "H.R.H." stands for "His/Her Royal Highness" (the standard form of address for British princes and princesses). Unfortunately, the prefix H.M. is missing from the list.
In the suffix list, all abbreviations are valid and serious (for example, D.O. is Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine and M.L.A. is Master of Liberal Arts).
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"The Great" and "The Terrible" are all well and good, but I want "The Longshanks", like King Edward.
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We'll lend you some money, but you owe us a whole lot more, and if you even blink in the wrong way, you'll owe us important body parts too!
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That was my tought exactly. The fact that it looks like jpg with text which was OCRed from another JPG suggests "two photo cameras, one wooden table" setup.
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And stay away from shirt sales - you'll lose your shorts.
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Actually, the direct loans situation is a bit simpler than that. The PDF only opens in adobe reader. If you open it in Preview on the mac, it will look like that.