• Frist! (unregistered)

    Frist!

  • Kabi (unregistered)

    Someone care to explain the WTF in the fifth image? As far as I know it's normal behaviour for a dropdown list to extend upward if there is not enough space to diplay the list below its element...

  • AS (unregistered) in reply to Kabi

    also the text in the list is mirrored (upside down)

  • Tony (unregistered)

    The real WTF is using the DTA.

  • MaxArt (unregistered)

    Did... Did they really think that a simple transform: scale(1, -1) could do the trick?!

  • Yazeran (unregistered) in reply to AS

    Ok. how on earth did they manage to flip the letters in that dropdown --er-- riseup.....

  • (nodebb)

    It's easy, you just have to type umop apisdn.

  • Robert (unregistered)

    That wait time think just makes sense. They probably modeled as a Markov Chain with call times distributed exponentially, which just makes sense for a call center and is used all the time, and 1:26 is the average wait time for a customer on first position of their queue. If no one finished their call within those first two minutes, the next customer is still first in queue and thus still has an average wait time of 1:26. Exponential distributions are memory-less and are surprisingly good model for service calls. How should the algorithm know how complicated someones issue is?

  • jmm (unregistered)

    So how many MD's does it take to administer a flu shot?

  • mar77i (unregistered)

    I know what happened at the last one. Looks to me like the typical "Replace in the whole project without checking file types" screwup.

  • mar77i (unregistered) in reply to mar77i

    Also, it's what they call "refactor" in Eclipse, IIRC.

  • KCE (unregistered) in reply to KattMan

    It's also backwards so you have to type "ndsipa pomu"

  • (nodebb)

    That building in San Francisco is not just losing storeys, it's losing letters from its name!

  • Joe (unregistered) in reply to jmm

    as many that we can get medicare to pay for.

  • Carl Witthoft (google)

    You do know that you're pathetically boring, don't you? Well, you do now.

  • Professor X (unregistered)

    Told by whom? The interwebs are still the wild West.

  • Benjamin (unregistered)

    This is the worst trolling since Fake Nagesh.

  • jay (unregistered)

    Some jokes just get funnier with every re-telling!!

    Not yours, but some.

  • Ex-lurker (unregistered) in reply to Benjamin

    Are you kidding? Even if it was obviously a racist joke, Fake Nagesh happened to be amusing a few times in its pretended cluelessness. I'm still waiting for fakeyrat to at least TRY to become a less boring troll.

  • (nodebb)

    With all those "MD" entries, how much you wanna bet that the one between "MA" (Massachusetts) and "ME" (Maine) is not the correct one to select?

  • blakey rat (unregistered)

    I'm so lonely :(

  • heh (unregistered)

    You got issues buddy

  • (nodebb)

    ☭

  • Martijn Lievaart (unregistered)

    Menu's going upwards are also known as throw up menus!

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