The Daily WTF: Curious Perversions in Information Technology

Jonathan Lydall · 2026-02-09 Reply Edit Admin

Even ignoring the other WTFs, the nesting also makes readability more challenging than it needs to be, you can decide for yourself if the following (also assuming the User.Query().where(...).first() is a promise) is easier to read:

passport.authenticate('local', { session: true }, async (err, user) => {
  if (err) {
    res.send({ success: false, message: 'Error authenticating user.' })
    return;
  }

  if (!user) {
    try {
      const targetUser = await User.query()
        .where({ username: req.body.username })
        .first()

      if (!targetUser) {
        res.send({
          success: false,
          message: 'Incorrect username or password.',
        })
        return;
      }

      const hash = User.hashPassword(
        targetUser.password_salt,
        req.body.password
      )

      if (hash != targetUser.password_hash) {
        res.send({
          success: false,
          message: 'Incorrect username or password.',
        })
        return;
      }

      res.send({
        success: false,
        message: 'Incorrect username or password.',
      })
    } catch (err) {
      res.send({ success: false, message: 'Internal server error' })
    }

    return;
  }

  if (user.firstLogin) {
    //......
  }
})(req, res, next);

2026-02-09 Reply Admin

Allowing Javascript in the backend is just begging for WTFs.

Remy Porter · 2026-02-09 Reply Edit Admin

I mean, let's be honest, it creates a lot of WTFs on the front end. Sure, we can have the whole "blame the user, not the language," but JavaScript is emphatically not a sane language. It's gotten better, but the demand for backwards compatibility means that it will always remain a little insane.

2026-02-09 Reply Admin

Javascript is like that hot but crazy chick you dated in college. Oh the things she will let you do if you know how to flex her features. But she ain't the kind of girl you want to take to production.

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