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What are your thoughts on the Big Toe?
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Since
I don't think it's a special case.
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Hmm let me look further in the module
Having written that... We might have a definition clash. But currently that doesn't provide any problems in the implementation
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That one actually has it's own name Hallux or someting
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LIES. It has a different number of bones in it.
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In which respect it corresponds to the thumb. But it definitely is a toe, is it not? So why is a thumb not a finger?
digitsfingersthumbstoesbig toes
Edit: ooh, you can nest the <kbd> tag which, provided you don't want any sets to overlap without being totally nested, makes a much nicer Venn diagram effect than various kinds of brackets.
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Because @PJH uses the wrong classifier. Probably eats his eggs from the wrong end, too.
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Maybe the Al experience was a deliberate ploy to allow the students to gain experience in a real world situation.
Maybe every team of students was given a rogue agent: someone not technically a student, but deliberately planted into each team, briefed specifically to inject some of that real-world WTFery that every team is saddled with. In the case of Al, his role is "incompetent bullshit merchant".
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Which end is correct? They both look the same to me:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nINLuZcSEzE/UAbK_A991hI/AAAAAAAABro/V47PzDInhjc/s1600/H_EggCheeseBiscuit.png
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*looks at image URL* *wonders why it's called a 'biscuit'* *remembers where Yami lives* *is now wondering why Americans love to use the wrong name for so many things…*
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Real life doesn't do single inheritance. [spoiler]Except with a few things like aphids.[/spoiler]
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:disappointed:
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They got sick of misspelling the things they did get the right names for.
:trolleybus:
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Let me restate what I told @Onyx in another thread:
You can't compare the American dialects (yes there are multiple) to other English dialects and expect everything to be the same. That would be like expecting C# and C++ to be completely the same because they both derive from C.
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Passing around a usb stick.
In that project, we also tried finding a diff tool for Windows, and the first one we found spammed like 30 icons into the start menu, and not a single executable.
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:rimshot:
Fine, I'll play the fool....
What is it that you all call a biscuit?
Please don't let it be potty humo
ur....EDIT: Was: What do you call a biscuit? /EDIT
Which I didn't want followed up by: "I don't know what do you call a biscuit?" :rimshot:
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A cookie.
They don't have a good term for American biscuits at all.
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The VB6 comment made me throw up in my mouth a little... :confounded:
Mostly because of repressed memories of a similar VB app (full table select into arrays, etc) from a prior job, which I was tasked with maintaining after the previous developer left. Maybe one day with lots of therapy, that may become another TDWTF submission...
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A cookie: [image] This at least US English gets right :smile:
And a scone: [image] Which, for some reason, US English calls a 'biscuit', even though it's only baked once :confused: They also have them with gravy, which is just weird.
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I sat down with my mother, sister, and grandmother for a game of Monopoly once. Midway through the game I noticed both my grandmother and I sorted our cash with the largest bills on the left and smallest bills on the right, while my mother and sister did the exact opposite. I joked that my grandma and I were Big Endian while my sister and mother were Little Endian.
Out of this particular group, my grandma (who is now 90 years old) was the ONLY non-programmer, yet she was the only one who understood the joke, and I was forced to look up the history behind little/big endian to find out what the non-computing origin of the terms were.
Filed Under: Slightly amusing but generally pointless off-topic anecdote, need to learn how you guys make fake tags look like tags, .duolc gat eht ni ytilibadaer rof gat sdrowkcaB, I did it!
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So, while there is a superficial resemblance, there is a difference in ingredients and taste. American biscuits are not sweet like scones, and are generally made using a different fat than is used with scones.
Any further argument on this, and I may need to get my wife involved. She has a degree in food. Literally. Her degree is in Food Science.
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:headdesk:
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If you then go ahead and read Gulliver's Travels, you'll also find out the non-computing origin of the term "yahoo" at no extra cost.
Filed under: ironic when you think about it, but it explains a lot
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Well I gotta go... but on the way out I will don my fedora and plan on buying some biscuits and gravy....
Happy weekend all.
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Not sure if serious. Have you really been here all this time without knowing this???
In any case for the benefit of newcomers and old-timers alike who may not know this: They are just ordinary links, using HTML, BBcode or Markdown syntax, usually with either empty href, or pointing to a non-existent "#tag" anchor. Sometimes the href points to a silly non-existent (since Discourse strips out any real anchor you might attempt to create) anchor "#somethingRelatedToTheFiledUnderJoke", to zombo.com, or rarely to a real page related to the filed under joke.
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I used to do something like that but forgot what. I assumed you guys were doing CSS style shenanigans.
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FTFY
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It can be both… :stuck_out_tongue:
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Says someone from a country where beans on toast is considered "normal".
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:confused:
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:wtf:
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Beans on toast is such a weird idea I forgot :wtf: was even an emoji here.
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Beans on toast is such a weird idea I forgot :wtf: was even an emoji here.
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Thank you Discourse for making me suffer throuhg a ton of 500 errors when the first one actually wasn't even an error!!!!!!
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Can be anywhere from really nice to very meh. It depends on whether you've got good bread and good beans. (IME, “good beans” usually means “made by Heinz”.)
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Exactly.
What you really want is thick slices of a nice fresh loaf (brown or white, doesn't matter), and a tin of Heinz beans. So long as the toast doesn't come out black, it'll be fine :smile:
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The sad thing is, I recently worked on a commercial project using an ORM layer and iterating through datasets to find matches ... meaning they had indeed done precisely what Al was doing.
The original was subcontracted, and of course worked fine ... for the test cases of 20 items. Once the live dataset broke the gigabyte mark? Not so much.
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ORMs: They tend to seem neat until you know what SQL can do, then they feel sucky and restricted. INB4SqlAlchemy
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Why aren't all ORMs written in the same way as SQLAlchemy?
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They were originally, but that universe fractured because the ORMs are too perfect and flawless, and shattered into the universe we have now. With only rare glimpses of perfection.
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You're probably just saying that because you got a bad mark.
Kidding! Unfortunately this seems to be the view of those who design these systems.
That and the classic 'you already knew this was the system we would be using' as though it was our responsibility to predict that it would turn out so badly, having not designed the system ourselves.
I'm pretty sure there are fallacies in both those cases, but I'm not sure exactly what fallacies. They're probably a combo attack of fallacies.
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Having designed courses that worked this way, the usual way is to have a two-part deliverable: code and report. The students are told that the report is mandatory, and that a mandatory section of the report is a description of who did what. It seems to have worked, at least for me. :smile:
Having a pure-code deliverable seems crazy, and far too easy to cheat at.
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My main problem with that is that it's very easy for not-so-awesome professors to wind up harping on the report deliverables that things like, you know, coding fall by the wayside. Which is the story of my Software Engineering course, but I digress...
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If they just turn in the code, they're failing to communicate why I ought to give a shit. If they just turn in the report, I'll ask what did they bother to do. That they have to provide both is described in the exercise text that they're all given (and I'll know that they had a copy at one point because I gave it to them by hand, so no excuses).
But frankly I could almost get away with marking things on the basis of whether the student turns up to tutorials and demonstrates that they've got more ability to think about the problem than a sack of potatoes. It's the ones who can't be bothered to show at all, or can't be bothered to apply themselves, those are the ones that are going to fail in the course work and fail in the exam. Every single time. It's a virtually surefire predictor. (I've had one student who failed but turned up and asked questions, and that was because the idiot decided to plagiarise my own papers back at me. :facepalm:)
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Cookie:
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That sounds like it covers most of the software area. I'm assuming code includes task running/building processes and instructions as well.
For my story, we had a module where there was no code/report combo. There was a timed 'coursework' piece, which was actually an exam.
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As long as they describe it in either place, I don't care which. I'm probably not going to actually build and run their code; they're also told to include some screenshots in their report, and I've got damn good at reading the stuff that they write. :smiley:
If we like them a lot, we'll try to persuade one or two to a more extended project with us. Those are the route that can lead to a PhD and/or a job offer…
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Impossible. A rogue Al would have spent the whole time trying to exterminate all humans, not producing some shoddy database setup.