"I just logged in to StackOverlflow and gained two rep points! Wow, let's see who vot... uhmm... -20 +5 +10 +10 equals 2?" Ryan R. writes.

 

Brad W. wrote, "Whoever put this together at Wells Fargo was confused about verification."

 

"As it turns out, Microsoft's history is a bit longer than we expected," Ben writes.

 

Nate G. wrote, "Oh...wow...gee...thanks, Microsoft. I feel so valued."

 

"I'll say this. Fortunately, neither of the censored names is Cruella De Vil," Vivia writes.

 

Dustin wrote, "According to BJ's Wholesale Club, I'm the world's oldest living person!"