Gastronome Carl hungrily drools "I haven't measured the speed of a snail but it's gotta be close. "
While Dan B. rats out Petco's dwindling discount
And William Blair wonders "Does this mean I'm actually UP 2%? "
Comics Fan Ken Mitchell seeks caped cave-cleaning customer support but "can't find NaN-aN-aN on my calendar!"
Yet at the end of the day, amateur meteorologist Esther lets us know "I noticed that summer will start early this year" because Brian needed a head start with Carl's dinner, Gary!