Mark Bowytz

Besides contributing at @TheDailyWTF, I write DevDisasters for Visual Studio Magazine, and involved in various side projects including child rearing and marriage.

Feb 2013

Black Hole Sun

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"It's been unseasonably warm lately. Which is strange since the Sun has burned out," writes Runar Ovesen Hjerpbakk.


Best of Email: Automated Insecurity, Outdated Vacancy, and a Burnt Tongue

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Automated (In)Security (from Carl Witthoft)

Here's a recent notice from our corporate security department. I'd face-palm except that it might set off the motion-detectors.


Base64 encoding is actually Finnish?

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"Hold up GMail, you mean that Base64 encoding is actually Finnish? Consider my mind blown." wrote Steven Mocking.


Fork and Log

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A few years back, Adam C. was brought in to help with some performance problems that appeared while load testing a VXML Platform. The project was already well behind and they couldn't figure out why the system kept falling over under a very slight load. To make matters worse, Adam had absolutely no prior knowledge of the system or its software other than Wikipedia’s definition of what VXML is.

A veteran to these sorts of situations, Adam grabbed a coffee, a donut, and then started picking through the application logs to get a feel for what the system is doing and where something might be going wrong.


More Zeroes...More Problems

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Andy Miller wrote, "There should be enough free space, but I suppose, depending on how you look at it, that 427.90000000000003 is bigger than just 710.0."


19th Century MSDN Subscription

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"MSDN subscriptions were great in the 19th century. Once the 1900's rolled around, I never bothered to renew it," wrote Josh Einstein.