Recent Feature Articles

Nov 2010

A (Non) WTF Classic: Print or Fish

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It's Thanksgiving Day here in the States, so instead of a normal tale of incompetence, failure, or disaster, here's a fun story that's kind of the opposite of that. "Print or Fish" was originally published on 2005-11-22, and never seems to grow old...


By the time he was twenty-one, Roy had already earned the title "drop out." College just wasn't his thing: he attended three different universities -- one after another -- and didn't even come close to earning a degree. His "drop out" title was only solidified when he started work as a roll-machine operator at the local paper factory. Worse yet, the factory was by the docks, which meant that Roy had to pass through the outdoor fish-market every day on his way to work. Talk about a great way to start the day. But Roy wasn't fazed; he became inspired.


Just One Port

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Photo Credit: Lou Angeli Digital @ Flickr By day, Jeff is an IT Administrator and, by night, a volunteer fire fighter. Both positions occasionally involve fighting fires, but Jeff’s duties and the training he receives while at the fire station are a complete 180 from what he does for a living and, in fact, is exactly why he enjoys it so much. However, on occasion, both worlds collide, especially when the fire department needs some IT expertise – such as when the doors and locks were to be upgraded to use keycards for access.

Over the course of several evenings, Jeff reviewed several vendors, determined which doors needed to be fitted with the new locks, calculated total cost of ownership - basically, all the due diligence he would normally do at his day job when someone would request the purchase of a new piece of computer hardware. Prior to the installation date, Jeff asked Tom, a fairly technically-minded colleague who specialized in smoke alarm and sprinkler systems, to act as the go-to guy for the installer when he arrived by answering any questions that might arise.


Virrus Attack!

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photo credit: Rocky X @ Flickr It was Friday afternoon, and Mike was 78% of the way out the door and into the parking lot when he heard the pitter-patter of footsteps behind him. Don't look, don't look… he thought, intent on getting out the door and starting his weekend.

He turned around and looked. One of Mike's fellow admins ran down the hall; his company-mandated tie flapped around, and one of his shirt-tails had worked loose in the chase. "Mike! There's a virus attacking the VAX!"


Dear Sybase: MessageBoxes Don’t Belong In Drivers

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Dear Sybase,

Thank you for providing the development community with a free edition of your SQL Anywhere database. We also appreciate the work you put in to an ADO.NET DataProvider so that we can use SQL Anywhere from .NET. Now I'm not the type of guy who complains about free things, so please think of this as constructive criticism.


We're All Administrators, Zoologically Educational, and White Space

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We're All Administrators (from Tzveta)
My day job is in the IT group at a particularly large educational institution in the southern United States. We recently acquired a new high-end document/imaging system and were running into some problems getting it configured and running; the Associate Dean was not happy about this.

"Help me understand why we can't get the new printer/scanner to work?" he asked frustratingly, "it's been two days since it's come in, and every day it's not up, we're burning through money doing all this stuff manually!"


There Is No Cow Level, in School

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If you can't find a "bird" class in your senior year of college, you probably don't deserve to graduate. It's the class you can fly through without doing any effort, which rounds out your credit count and polishes off any requirements.

Andy deserved to graduate. The CS department at his school switched from PASCAL to C++ his senior year, which opened up a few intro-level classes to him. A basic course in a language he already knew was a formula for an easy "A". The tail-wind in this "bird" course was the professor- he was going to a bigger and better school the following semester.


Technically an Interview

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José knew exactly what he expected from the interview. The company was a startup, located in one of those up-and-coming urban industrial parks. They claimed to want the "best and brightest", and warned about long hours but promised interesting and exciting work. In other words, a typical startup. José was willing to roll the dice and see where they went.

Their building reinforced those expectations with 25,000sq. ft. of warehouse-turned-office-building, decorated in late-modern-artsy-fartsy furnishings. The receptionist showed José to the break room, wedged him into an uncomfortable but attractive chair, and offered him some coffee. "Your interviewer should be out in a moment."


Meet Rod

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Katie’s start at Ace Software Solutions was fairly unremarkable. Hired as a technical “Jane of all trades,” she helped users by fielding MS Office questions, setting up hardware, upgrading drivers, uninstalling malware, and any other problems as they arose. Overall, the users at Ace were pleasant to work with and her manager Jennifer was a great person to work under. During busy times, she was willing and able to get her hands dirty, as she called it, in the daily support work as well.

Really, Katie’s only complaint was that once every month, (5:00pm on the last Friday of the month to be exact) the owner of Ace Software Solutions, Rod, would strut his way into the company’s large conference room and kick off the mandatory team meeting. He’d congratulate top salesman of the month, report the status of various current negotiations for various corporate accounts, new software upgrades coming out, and other goings on in the world. For the most part, everybody usually just zoned out, nodding occasionally to keep the illusion of interest alive enough to ensure the meeting wrapped up quickly.