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"Then the name is probably inspired by the real mensa".
I am not in MENSA, but I do know that 'the real mensa' is Latin for 'table'
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'Course, you can't be too picky about the sociopaths you tend to pick up, but then again, I hang around bars and get drunk; so what do I know?
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-- Never argue with an idiot - people might not know who is who
I prefer -- Never argue with an idiot. First they drag you down to their level, then they beat you with experience.
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I actually program web and telephone surveys for a living, and sadly, Martin's WTF is totally believable.
CLIENT: Hey! We've awarded you the job you bid on N months ago! US: That's great! Just send us the survey specs and we'll start programming. CLIENT: Here are the specs. So... do you have any data for us? US: ...
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One time in early September my boss forwarded me an email from a customer who needed a report before the end of August. The customer request was sent to my boss in early August.
I replied to my boss that we could provide the customer with the report but that there was no way we could meet the deadline. Oblivious as usual, he replied that we had to meet the deadline, and CCed the account manager and other VIPs. He also included useful suggestions, like "think out of the box".
Since the email included the original request (and the date), it was easy for everyone to see who was the bottleneck. So I did a Reply All: "The only way we can meet this deadline is by hiring Emmett Brown".
I still have a hard copy of this email.
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Sounds like Zeno's Paradox proposed as a sphere. Not really original given that Zeno's Parodox originated in Ancient Greece.
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So you must be the idiot manager who doesn't understand how a calendar works. WTF your post is about as bad at the story. How freakin' clear does he have to make it?
This isn't a "communication issue", this is one dumbass manager.
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This one was just too blatant for any human really to have expected survey results before the survey was sent out. I have a sneaking suspicion that the programmer (who recounts the story) wasn't understanding what management was really asking for. Somewhere there is a Boss-WTF blog with the other end of the story. Something smells about this WTF entry.
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Straight out of the pointy-haired manager's book.
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That is the smartest response I have seen to a WTF in ages. Pick yourself up a Mensa application when you get a chance.
Asuming this story isn't total bunk, he should have given the results (0 responses) immediately back so the boss. It would have explained the problem simply and given enough time to do whatever correction were necessary.
My gut is that they really wanted the survey sent out sooner than the poster is saying, and he never understood what they were asking.
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I know caffeinated beverages. Some of my best friends are caffeinated beverages. You have just gravely insulted caffeinated beverages, and I will not stand for it.
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I dont know...
I'm betting there is another side to this story.
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A manager of mine says VOIP data travels at the speed of sound becuase it's audio data. He still thinks this when in long-distance calls without hour-long pauses in them.
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Nice. MENSA members serve German people their lunch!! :D
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hahaha, right you are, you just typed "beeing" and "membeer".
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How the boss understood it:
Step1) Create survey. Step2) ???? Step3) PROFIT!!!!!!111111one
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I always found the concept of a group of people who feel the need to demonstrate their genius-level intelligence by joining a club rather suspect.
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Your alcohol tolerance and a lot of dodgy phone numbers?
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delightful story snipped
Perhaps demonstrating that it's extremely difficult to find your arse with both hands when your brain is so huge your head gets well and truly stuck up it?
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You realise that this means nearly three millennia of management methodologies have had no effect whatsoever...? sigh I grieve for my species.
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I suspect if I was in a similar situation I would have faked stupidity. Instead of trying to explain why the person was wrong, I would act like I don't understand what the person is asking and make them redescribe their problem until they realize their own mistake.
By telling a person they are wrong, and being idiotic you generally make them look and feel bad. If you act stupid and get them to repeat their instructions until they realize they are idiotic.
He also probably should have went straight to his manager instead of letting the PM go to the manager.
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The miscommunication could still be in the Fridays. The client may have really meant next Friday, but the PM got them mixed up.
Posting captchas is stupid.
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Where do get the idea that "feeling the need to demonstrate their genius-level intelligence" is the only reason to join? By your reasoning, I could easily say that these thedailywtf.com forums are good for nothing but people who feel a need to demonstrate their superior IT skills.
Think about it this way: You spend your whole life putting up idiots (such as the subjects of many of these WTF stories). Can you honestly say the idea of spending time with other people who actually do grasp basic logic isn't appealing?
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Don't every developer have a Tardis ?
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I assume it sets up the "23 in reply to 14" text at the upper right of the reply. It would make a lot more sense if there were a threaded-view option, though.
Also, we're already on page 4 of comments, and not one person has explicitly suggested attaching absolute dates to the days-of-week:
Martin: So the surveys are going out on Monday the 22nd, and you want me to give you the results on Friday the 19th? PM: No, I want you to give me the results on Friday the 26th. Martin: Oh, no problem, then.
Or "the surveys already went out on Monday the 15th", or "the surveys were supposed to go out on Monday the 15th but whoops they didn't".
This is not guaranteed to work - it's possible that Martin was indeed being assigned to Project Goosefood - but it was certainly worth a try.
(Edit: Okay, the original article showed absolute dates, but doesn't explicitly state that Martin talked about them to his PM; he may have just been thinking about them, and ass-u-ming that the PM was thinking about the same ones.)
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"For what the king fundamentally insisted upon was that his authority should be respected. He tolerated no disobedience. He was an absolute monarch. But, because he was a very good man, he made his orders reasonable.
"'If I ordered a general,' he would say, by way of example, 'if I ordered a general to change himself into a sea bird, and if the general did not obey me, that would not be the fault of the general. It would be my fault.'"
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Le Petit Prince
Managers should read more of some books and less of... well, other books.
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So, if the programmer missed something, wouldn't that be on the PM, since it's their job to communicate?
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Yes. IQ is no indicator of common interest. Rather, you're gathering people together who think it's really cool that they're smart, which is distinct from some common interest. For all you know, smart means that they're pedantic assholes convinced of their own godhood or have a very narrow set of interests - it's much better to find people who like doing the things that you like doing. At least then you have something to talk about.
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It seems obvious but I have to ask. You are a manager aren't you?
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It seems obvious but I have to ask. You are a manager aren't you?
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It seems obvious but I have to ask. You are a manager aren't you?
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CAPTCHA - pointer...if only days had them this wouldn't be a problem...
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Most companies I know of are strictly "At Will Employers". Which is, a legal term in your employment contract which states that you can be fired at any time, for any reason, or no reason whatsoever.
The only obligation of such employers is to ensure that prior to firing an individual for not fitting in the firing can not be seen to be caused by one of the protected attributes (gender, age, medical conditions, taking advantage of leave, filing complaints, etc, etc, etc).
IMHO, the request for results should have been obliged with an empty (0 responses) results report, or a bogus "1 response, 2 responses, etc" report to show what it looks like with data. I'm about 75% sure that's what was being asked for, but Mr MENSA and co weren't able to communicate it effectively to the developer. Still a WTF, but not because they were asking for results three days prior to the survey.
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Next time I recompile my LaTeX resume, I'm adding "Mysterious Powers of the Mind" to my hobbies section.
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I had a client who wanted the mind reading select list. She hadn't discovered the ctrl key. It was a list of 8 items in a multiple select. She wanted me to reorder the items according to how she wanted to select them on each visit to the page. How else was shift only going to select the items she needed.
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They are also a bunch of eugenicist nuts who are organized in the only sensible superinterlligent way, by the führer principle. Unfortunately, since they all think they are the smartest, there is a lot of shouting and name-calling in between the just-hanging-out-with-other-people-who-think-they-are-smart business (which is one of the reasons there are so many other microscopic high-IQ societies).
--HGM. One IQ test, in millitary, full marks, in case anyone wants to know, and I suspect mensans will when they read this.
Bling!
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If you resigned over that, in South Africa that would be very good grounds for compensation for what is called "constructive dismissal".
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So how long does it take to write "maybe"?
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That sounds like Smart, indeed. Derek Smart, Ph.D. Kind of.
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It sounds more like a spherical embedding of Lobachevsky's hyperbolic geometry.You can use it to prove that Euclid's parallel axiom is independent of all the others.
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Thats what industrial tribunals are for. In this case it would just show up how stupid the managers were. MENSA.
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Yeah.Actually this sort of thing happened to me. I was working on an interactive voice response(IVR) application for a well-known local radio station.I got a phonecall on Tuesday: "We need the new application by Monday this week!", the station manager said."But today is Tuesday", I replying. "I know, but we took the decision to change the application Friday in a board meating and we forgot to tell you". WTF?!
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As a former Mensa member myself I can tell you that IQ and knowledge are not connected.
And yup, IQ is a pretty lame intelligens measurement. It measures something, but what it is is questionable, and it certainly isn't knowledge...