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Is Shoving Buddies on after the news?
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The weight one isn't a WTF.
From Wikipedia: Gross weight is a term that generally is found in commerce or trade applications, and refers to the total weight of a product and its packaging. Conversely, net weight refers to the weight of the product alone, discounting the weight of its container or packaging; and tare weight is the weight of the packaging alone.
Gross = 19kg Net = 18.4 kg, i.e. the product weighs less than the sum of the product + packaging, which is normal for Earth.
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Okay, I'm TRWTF. Didn't notice the 20kf in the description.
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Yes it is. If you order 20 kg dumbbells, you usually expect them to weigh 20 kg, not 18.4 kg.
Because it says "dumbbell set", I expect a bar is included.
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Except that the product is 20kg.
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Or even the 20kg. I'm now retiring from the internet.
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Whoosh. CLUNK. GLUG.
Hear that? That is the sound of a 20KG dumbbell (that only weighs 18.4KG) being thrown into the air, it falling on your head, and your blood gushing out.
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All well and good apart from fact that the guy had ordered a 20 kilos worth of weights ...
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That driver's ed quiz is deceptive. I got pulled over for doing February MPH in a 15-Oct zone. I couldn't tell if that meant I was speeding, driving too slow for traffic, or just the lucky recipient of the cop's bad day.
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Um... did you happen to notice that the advertised product is supposed to weigh 20 kg?!?
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What is it with people that when something takes a long time, they decide to reboot the computer! If something takes a long time and I see the process isn't doing anything, I shutdown the program, not the whole computer :S
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Just $1 for Fried Pickles? That's a deal.
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Anyone who doesn't immediately realize the cause of the "15-Oct" WTF hasn't had to suffer under Excel's insane eagerness to regard ANYTHING as a date.
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Straight away you can eliminate "A" and "Check the button next to your choice and then press ..." . Why wouldn't you expect such quality from LowestPriceTrafficSchool.com?
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Actually, it's not advertised as 20kg. If you put that catalogue number into the Argos website, it states it's an 18kg set...
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Yes, because that is clearly written in Excel.
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Hehehe... I see now this world isn't ready yet for mobile computing. I must be, like, the very first person to see the 20kg thing... yet my answer was the last in the batch... and all because I typed it into a phone...
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The biggest WTF is the restaurant survey one. "Ctrl-click was disabled"? Yeah, no shit. It's a drop-down box. You can't ctrl-click those.
Oh, and the ranges in the box were weird too.
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It's propogated from IT departments. Turns out when you have a problem, and the IT guy tells you to try turning it off and back on, he really just wants to finish his coffee/smoke before coming to fix it.
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Wow, that one really escaped you, dinnit?
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Except for sql datetime values, in which it discards the date and just shows the time.
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Unhandled state expection?
My code handles ALL expections! (save those of the Spanish Inquisition, because... well, you know)
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Umm, it was ESXi, and embedded form of ESX server with no direct console access, only a really shitty GUI that gives no no low level control or information. If it's not responding, there is literally nothing you can do except reboot, unless you're running the unsupported console, in which case you can first SSH in, complain that the unsupported console doesn't actually let you do shit, and then reboot.
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Haha... Yea but, in tech support, 99% of my calls PEBCK. So I've started answering the phone: "Did you reboot?" While it may not solve any problems
Caller: "My mouse isn't working." Me: "Did you reboot?" (the guy was left handed and using the mouse from the work station to his left... During the reboot he asked me why there was a mouse on either side...) Caller: "My monitor won't come on." Me: "Did you reboot?" Caller: "My key-thingy (she actually said key thingy) stopped working." Me: "Did you reboot."
Caller: "My computer won't reboot." Me: "Did you reboot?"
Seriously who wouldn't want my job... And these are just the calls from this morning.
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"Looks like my weights lost 1kg when they were boxed-up," notes Dave Carson..."
I call shenanigans. Nobody who reads TDWTF also pumps iron.
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If you'd just waited 4 months, you may have avoided the whole situation.
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Or generated from an Excel file by some POS survey software.
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I don't get the first one? What kind of message did you expect to see when an unhandled state expection occurs?
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Just go to your court date on the 45mphth and tell the judge your case. He'll probably let you off with just a warning
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What's the answer? Is it foggy? Is it nightime? What does "effective" even mean? If you ask me, all the answers are absurd.
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TRWTF is 'V', amirite?
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Misinterpreting the day as year I can kind of forgive, inconvenient as it may be, but apparently Microsoft Office fixed the y2k issue by shifting it 30 years. Is 2030 really so far in the future? (That's Office 2007 if you're wondering and want to try it yourself, I haven't checked with other versions.)
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If a machine told me to "insert boot", I'd kick it.
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So I figured the 15-Oct thing was probably a culprit of something (like Excel) interpreting it as a date, but Oct is 10, so was it originally "15-10"? That seems really weird, especially since all the other options are lowernumber-highernumber.
Also, I suspect the survey dropdown is implemented that was so that the developers can be lazy and generate reports by amount range without having to do all those useless, complicated database queries.
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TRWTF is that driver training question! I'm pretty sure any* headlight is effective until the car exceeds the speed of light. ;)
*must be turned on, not broken
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for speeds up to the "speed of light" is obviously the right answer. Low-beams just can't keep up if you are going faster. High-beams with the new sodium bulbs go 2x the speed of light, so then you'd be okay!
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Yeah, I'm not sure what they are suggesting. It seems to infer that if you are exceeding ___ mph then they want you to throw on the high-beams to blind everyone else. I'd ask for my money back on that course.
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When you walk in the woods at night, you shine a flashlight a few feet in front of you at the ground, illuminating about 10 feet in front of you. Would you like to go 100 mph with that lighting? That would give you approximately 0.07 seconds to see a deer, react, and come to a complete stop. Accelerating from 100 mph to 0 in 0.07 seconds puts a force on you of about 65g, instantly killing you.
In short, it's the angle of the beams, not the speed that's the problem. Obviously.
That said their guidelines are ridiculous.
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What you did wrong was you didn't correct for Daylight Savings Time.
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My take on the first one is that while the error message says "UI doesn't know how to display FAILURE", somehow the UI behind the error box seems to have found several perfectly appropriate ways to display that there was a failure.
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I just put "10-15" into an Excel spreadsheet. What'd it change it to? "15-Oct".
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...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and fried pickles?
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This kind of talk is exactly why 'normal people' think of us as geeks who talk nonsense all day.