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Speaking of memes, I think I've tracked all of them down except for "Irish Girl". My guess is it was either an advertised item (busted-tees.com?) or a one-time commenter. Can anyone fill me in?
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I use nondescript variable names when they are local variables not being used for anything more than an iterator or a throw-away value for a math function.
for (int i = 0; i < array_count; i++) { }
Vector3 j = new Vector3(Math.Sin(angle_x), Math.Cos(angle_y), 0.0f)
my_translated_vector += j; another_translated_vector -= j;
Obviously array_count and and the angles and the translated vectors would have descriptive names based on context. Does that make me some kind of WTF? I don't see a point in descriptive variable names when their use is very limited to local scope and obvious from context. I mean, what would I name j? temp_vector_to_translate_two_other_vectors_so_i_dont_have_to_calculate_sine_and_cosine_values_twice?
I'll stick with j.
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Or else, it's like they knew what a pain in the ass it would be if someone screwed up a line of Java and melted down Indian Point, so they put in a CYA line. "Sorry, you were using Java in a manner explicitly excluded in the license. We have no liability here".
Even if you could prove that the error was in the code, there are something like 25 million people in the Indian Point evacuation zone. If there were a screwup there, it'd be worth a line in the license to ensure that you had no liability in that.
(btw, @Hortical - I'm also not suggesting melting down Indian Point as a means of dealing with the population problems)
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I'm sure our cheerful pervert-in-residence would be glad to oblige...
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I would like to peek -- from a safe distance of course -- into the brain of someone with the hubris to see that somebody somewhere went to an awful lot of work to create a large amount of software, but I know better and can surely just delete it, even though I have no idea what it is.
This also falls under the heading of "I don't want to see it so I better delete it" -- a strategy that often wreaks havoc on databases as well.
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Why not? There's one at Penn State, altough it's smaller and not used to produce power it's still there
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Tangentially reminds me: When I lived on Long Island (an island just off New York City), at one point the government announced that they were working on an evacuation plan in case of natural disaster, war, etc. My father found this hysterically funny. "We can't get people off Long Island who are commuting to work every morning," he said. "How do they think they're going to get EVERYONE off the island?"
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So I'm the submitter of this code, and thank you for making that, this is EXACTLY what I thought of when I first read it!
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You're confusing what YOU want with what the people who run the average American university want. How do you think they're going to overthrow the corrupt capitalist system and destroy the evil Zionist state if the soldiers of worldwide liberation can't get their hands on nuclear weapons?
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He is right, this is a nuclear reactor interface, but it's just a simulation (thank fucking god)
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Relax, relax, it's just an interface that's simulating a nuclear reactor for an experiment. No actual implication of this code involves any hazardous materials ;)
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Not much risk, considering the reactor was decommissioned in 1999!
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Also, they managed to contaminate themselves in 1988!
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Where can you get a 250kW AAA battery?
That would be great for my MP3 player!
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Also, I'm immensely glad to learn it is only a simulation.
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Try MicroCenter. They've got everything.
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[quote user="JayTangentially reminds me: When I lived on Long Island (an island just off New York City), at one point the government announced that they were working on an evacuation plan in case of natural disaster, war, etc. My father found this hysterically funny. "We can't get people off Long Island who are commuting to work every morning," he said. "How do they think they're going to get EVERYONE off the island?"[/quote]
Agreed about the evacuation plans [and they were for the Shoram Nuclear Power plant, not for natural disaster]. but you are backwards in your geography....
Manhattan (one of the 5 boroughs of NYC] is a small island off the coast of Long Island, as is Staten Island [another borough]. Brooklyn and Queens [two more boroughs] are geographically on Long Island (but not politically) and the final borough The Bronx - only one to properly start with "Tee")is actually on the mainland.
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I don't think you'd even get a warning.
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I had something else in mind, but you'd need three more chevrons encoded to enter a gate address.
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END DO is valid in Fortran 77. At least, the version on the VAX.
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250kW is a measure of rate of flow, not a measure of storage capacity. What you said would have been like: I wish my car had a 50 gallon-per-second fuel tank capacity.
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There's also a ropey old dog who appears on some urban slang dictionary site advertising Snorgtees who gets linked to on this site and confused with Irish Girl on occasion.
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I used to hear that all, repeat all the time from my ex PHB. "What's the problem!?" I still wake up sweating and breathing hard. 0200 hours in a lousy San Jose hotel. Shudder. I'd rather have lunch with Hannibal Lector,
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I want to have expensive elective surgery and have your children. Now please come and hammer the message into the very, very large brains of all my algorithm group. I'll pay for the legal fees.
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http://thedailywtf.com/Comments/Circling-the-Solution.aspx?pg=2#226977
Damn you Askimet. Its a page on this site.
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Definitely a different girl. I'd recognize those lips anywhere. [image] Man, now I'm dying to titty-fuck that chick. Guess your mom's carpet-draggers are gonna have to do.
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This.
captcha: conventio - oral sex convention
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Don't apologize, that's exactly what I clicked through from rss to do.
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