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The Goggles! They do nothing!
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We have quite a few .old, .bak, and .bak.old files in our Subversion source code repository, as there are .doc files, and most of all, .jar files. Because that's needed for Java WebStart.
"So why didn't you fix the build file instead, so that the required .jar files get signed, instead of storing signed .jar files in the repository?"
"Um..."
Three guesses whose responsibility it is to keep the repository 'clean'.
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Dear Anonymous,
In case you can’t tell, this is a grown-up place. The fact that you insist on calling out trolls clearly shows that you’re too young and too stupid to be posting anonymously.
Go away and grow up.
Sincerely, Bert Glanstron
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According to google.nl, Vereniging Speciale Schapenrassen (or Association [for] Special breed Sheep)
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These fakes are putting cramp in my original style.
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Shakspear said everyone can speak free if they behind a mask. This forum is that mask.
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This one hits a little too close to home.
Our SVN repository is lousy with files that have a date in the filename (and often were modified on an entirely different date), files named "Copy of (other file)", folders named "obsolete", and so on.
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Thanks, pal. Someone needed to say it. I'm sure that's the last we'll hear from all these jerks poluting the otherwise limitless well of humor in TDWTF comments.
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Why store PDF's in a svn in the first place, can't imagine the delta's do much good there? It's better suited with date in the filename and a backup solution imo.
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I'm pretty sure I would have strangled the entire HR department before I even tried using Subversion.
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What is with all the mental midgets? There is no such thing as "SVN". "SVN" does not stand for anything. The term is "Subversion." If I have to listen to one more idiot refer to using "SVN", I'm going to have to inflict bodily damage on a human being.
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Your not too smart, are you?
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The large international corporation I work for has recently begun evaluating OpenOffice (now pwned by Oracle) and LibreOffice (the aggressive spin-off from OO.Org).
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Settle down, Software Config. Mgr.
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You guys seriously think spammers spam from their own/genuine email addresses?
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Please stop pardoning me.
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if you want to pretend to be Indian, it is Lord Ganesh and his trunk, not long nose, you duffer.
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i can haz new wtf?
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How ironic coming from an Indian!
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Everyone knows all the cool kids these days are using HG or BZR. SVN is so old school.
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All you duffers are giving me a bad name.
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Duffer Pls look at informal definition!!!
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I just sprayed pardon all over the screen and keyboard. That'll teach me to drink pardon while reading tdwtf.
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WTF?
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waits for the other shoe
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[quote user="Your Name"] I believe the story was referring to several people access the same document on a share at the same time...
I open HR.docx, make my changes but keep it open. You open it and make your changes. I make some more changes and overwrite your changes... Seems like the lemmings couldn't figure it out.[/quote]
Nowadays, when you do this, Office pops up a message to the effect of "This document is currently in use by "some_dude_who_is_on_vacation_for_the_next_two_weeks", would you like to either [Open Read-Only Copy] or [Fuck Off]?"
I swear, if they don't get concurrent editing in there soon, Google will eat their lunch. Google Docs is inferior to MSWord in every way except for concurrent editing of a document by multiple people on different computers, and that one feature makes me want to use it over Word if only my company gave the option to do so.[/quote]
Best thing I've read all day.
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I see what you did there.
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Seriously? Who hasn't done something like this? [image]
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Congratulations, you decided to add an image to your normally idiotic "Who hasn't done something like this" comments.
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So, did the quality of the comments improve much?
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Stop trying to be smart in a world full of dumb!