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So why the heck wouldn't he be allowed to store some personal stuff in a properly sealed bag? It's perfectly legal to own sex toys, maybe he just needed to hide it from the kids or something.
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FTFY. Your naivety shows. Experience teaches us that petroleum jelly gets tacky after a short while during vigorous friction.
Even better, tears work well to keep the lube moisturized.
But I digress, if anybody is going to cover their room with anything, it won't be petroleum jelly.
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I think the WTF is either in the way Alistair asks "Who's desk is this?" instead of "Whose desk is this?", or it's in the fact that entirely harmless words got censored from the story.
Both of those offend me far more than the original words would have done, FWIW.