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Schiwerigkeitmacher? FETt?! ZEhN?!!
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It goes 3 ways.
CAPTCHA: acsi. The great grandfather of scsi.
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I hope you realise the appalling consequences if someone should translate the above. Also that this site is not read by Germans...
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So the typical story about outsourcing to cheap countries ending up being more expensive than local production...
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Oh come on. Over time, names tend to become grammatically incorrect;-)
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This is from Monty Python famous sketch "The deadly joke". (Season 1, Episoden 1, IIRC)
and BTW
"SISS IS NOTT FUNNY!
Ha Ha Ha Ha, Aaaaarrrghh"
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[quote user="da Doctah"][quote user="Mick"]I found a copy of War & Peace on the liquidation table out front, published in Russia (info on the back of the title page and all that). Months later when I decided to actually open it up and try to use it to learn Russian, the first two pages of the novel itself were in French.[/quote]
TRWTF: trying to learn Russian from War & Peace.
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Maybe if Tolstoy had stuck with his own language it could have worked. That's how I learned Middle English from The Canterbury Tales; got an edition with M.E. on the left page and Modern English equivalent on the right. Read the left side until I needed a translation, looked it up, then switched back and continued. When I started I was switching once or twice a line, but within about twenty pages it was down to once a page or less.
Probably helps that it rhymes.
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Which reminds me of certain space mission that failed because somehow, english speaking engineers screwed up because they forgot to check the distance metrics! (using feet or metres?). Not lost in translation, yet it happened.
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Looks like an ID-ten-T error at the translator's office...
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Biggest problem I have is with Asian sub-contractor.
When I say "working as per the specification in two weeks", they always translate to "not working anything like the specification, if at all, in about a month"
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My dad likes to talk about parts outsourced for use in avionics equipment. China gladly sent back parts that cost a fraction of what it cost to make in the US. When they got the parts to the US they found far too many were out of tolerance so they asked China to tighten the tolerances. China's response was they would have to buy the machines to manufacture to that tolerance and the price was suddenly the same as what it would cost to manufacture in the US... plus shipping.
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Were they using Gtranslate: "When is the Nunstück git and Slotermeyer? Yes! Beiherhund the Or Flipperwaldt gersput!" ?
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Hey, that's not funny! dies
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It's almost as if you get what you pay for.
Reminds me of someone's comments from an article a few months back: "We paid $25k for this system that doesn't work!" "Ok, I can build it for $50k." "But we only paid $25k for the last version!" "And it didn't work. I can also build you a system that doesn't work for $25k."
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It's a Fehler
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With stories like this, it is easy to believe it is a government policy, or that such policies exist: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360147/Taxpayers-fury-census-forms-printed-57-languages-including-Tagalog-Igbo-Shona.html
Stipulated. The same incompetent, lazy people in management positions in the private sector are found in government. Which backs up my assertion that government should NOT be trusted to do things better done by the private sector, because the government employee lacks even the incentives of (a) trying to make a profit and (b) worry about getting fired.Admin
Are you actually ADVOCATING for government programs that costs billions, create an excessive administrative burden for companies (that then pass along the cost of that burden to their customers), and in most cases, doesn't even SOLVE the problem it was passed to address?
Or do you have examples to share of a government program that actually solves a problem more efficiently than the free market and doesn't have a ridiculous price tag and/or regulatory burden? I can't think of one, myself.
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Governments are simply corporations run as a monopoly.
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But yes, speaking from personal experience and using my unique skills of being able to read the news, MOST of what government does is wasteful, bloated, not cost-effective, and many times a duplication of effort at the city, state, and federal level, and then again a duplication of effort between several federal programs.
The government steals from me and you in the form of taxes, fees, surcharges (direct) and regulations of business that passes the cost on to us (indirect). I want the government to stop trying to do things that the free market already does better. That puts more money back in your pocket and mine. So let me ask you, why all the hostility? How am I hurting you by trying to rein in the size of the government?
Yes, but most of those hours were spent by federal employees, so it's not relevant. http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/sec-pornography-employees-spent-hours-surfing-porn-sites/story?id=10452544 I'm sorry, I must have forgotten my earlier post where I advocated for TARP. If you asked me then, I would have told you let the companies go into bankruptcy and they would be solvent again by now. You should stop making the false assumption that libertartian/conservative == Big Government Republican or Democrat.Actually, I can't see how your could possibly make that assumption at all. Corporate Welfare/Coporate Cronyism is one of the biggest problems of all. And that is NOT the same as a free market economy, despite what you read on the Huffington Post.
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And then you hand them an economics book on sunk cost.
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So the boards had extra flux capacitance?
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This is from Monty Python famous sketch "The deadly joke". (Season 1, Episode 1, IIRC)
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Tip of an iceberg, I assume...
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The real WTF here is of course not thrashing out the details of the tolerances in the specification that were sent to China in the first place -- complete with stringent penalty clauses if these tolerances were not met.
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When the railways and water supply etc. in the UK were in the control of the government, they ran tolerably well and cost a modest amount. As soon as they were privatised, they increased greatly in price and the value of the service provided dropped considerably. The reason for this is that private companies are run by people who pay themselves disgustingly obscene quantities of money for basically being complete parasites.
A local council / government provided scheme for caring for the elderly in my local community was recently privatised. The service to the clients was increased in price, the number of staff employed to service them was dropped, and the salary paid to the actual carers themselves was reduced. True story -- my wife is one of those carers. Go figger.
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You are talking about the mars climate orbiter that crashed into mars. It was a joint project of Jet Propulsion Laboratory and Lockheed Martin.
The contract between then said the units must be SI but the base station was using pound-seconds instead of newton-seconds when the orbiter was about to enter orbital insertion. That's 1 to 0.2 ratio so an 80% of error.
The orbital insertion maneuver was to set it on 226 Km altitude with a minimum survival altitude of 80 Km. At the end it entered at 50 Km altitude and disintegrated due to atmospheric stress.
Two engineers have already spotted the trajectory problems but their objections were dismissed.
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The former post was a reply to this one.
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...which, ironically, could work perfectly depending on the pinout and what the circuit demands of the diode.
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TRWTF is the woman who saw something odd and went ahead to "fix it" instead of doing the right thing and ask first.
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Most jobs do not work that way, unfortunately for people like us. You have PHB sending specs overseas with no technical detail or requirements, and what they get back is bound to be a Frankenstein, which in-house devs are supposed to support. I'm glad that I don't have to touch anything like that anymore, I've learned my lesson.
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You don't mean the engineers were dismissed?
WTF kind of company is that?
A real company would fire the engineers, like the one who fired those who warned that the selected O-rings would be unreliable when a space shuttle was launched in freezing weather.
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You've obviously never worked for the government, where everything becomes an acronym if it even gets close to being pronounceable.
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Have you ever worked for a living, or have you just been a volunteer or community organizer?
In any job, when you are told, "Do this," you're expected to do that, not go clean the floors, vacuum the carpets, or recalibrate the flux capacitors when in your mind they need recalibrating.
What you call "taking a bit of pride in your work" will, in many situations, get you fired. The people who were told to epoxy a part to the board should just epoxy the part to the board. No one should have to tell them not to mess with the wiring.
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The above is in response to this. Sorry, forgot to hit quote.
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This should be a featured comment, make it so!
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Zener is a German-language surname from Austria. Hence the German for "Zener" is "Zener".