Mark Bowytz

Besides contributing at @TheDailyWTF, I write DevDisasters for Visual Studio Magazine, and involved in various side projects including child rearing and marriage.

Oct 2013

Internet is Broken - Time to Get a New Phone

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"I had only had my new phone for a few days when I got this message," Robert N. wrote, "Maybe I should just throw away the phone, because clearly, nothing works."


Book Now and Get Your Threeth Night Free!

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"I was shopping around for affordable vacation packages and found this on Expedia," John wrote, "Glad to know my threeth night will be comped!"


A Scrubbing Bubble

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Matt was thrilled.

Finally, at long last, he had received the opportunity to rewrite one of the company's most overly complicated, fault intolerant, and important services. Over the years, it had achieved a "widowmaker" status where it was famous for crashing whenever it encountered one bit of uncommon (like accented characters) or mis-keyed data, often at the most busiest periods. There was talk among the teams for years of re-engineering the process but, because of its reputation, the code was deemed too gnarly and therefore too costly to fix...until now.


Free Optical Moose Inside

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"I recently bought a new power brick for my Asus Eee PC netbook. It was supposed to come with a free optical mouse," writes Roberto, "However, I was surprised to find that I was sent an optical moose instead."


Top Secret BSOD

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Rafael Cortes wrote, "Apparently, the folks who created the History Channel's show, America's book of Secrets, decided that a BSOD text qualifies as 'high tech'."