Mark Bowytz

Besides contributing at @TheDailyWTF, I write DevDisasters for Visual Studio Magazine, and involved in various side projects including child rearing and marriage.

Sep 2013

Metric Midnight Madness Sale?

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"Noticed this when attempting to purchase a slackline," writes Brandon Kane, "For my own sanity I had to check that 25 meters really is 82 feet."


A Careless Merge

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Some time ago, Marla was asked to take a look at a problematic data load to help figure out exactly what the heck was going wrong with it and report back to management.

The process was supposed to be simple: download an XML file from a web service and then merge the data to the database, updating and inserting as needed.


The Installer's Always Right!

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"The SkyDrive Pro installer has issued an ultimatum," writes Matt Wanchap, "Either that legacy access application or the SharePoint site has got to go."


Help me Harry Potter!

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"Knowing how sketchy the data is that I'm importing, 'a wizard' just won't do - I need an A-List Wizard to look things over," writes Josh P..


Best of Email: Fun in Alaiowaska, HP Cannot Comment, Mumps Tech Support, and more

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Don't forget, The Daily WTF loves terrible emails. If you have some to share, mail in your mail!


Verizon Maintenance in Alaiowaska (from Bob)


SQL Developer is a Jerk

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"I never thought Oracle SQL Developer could make me feel stupid for typing the wrong command," writes Dave Kieras.


Comments, Errors, and Log Messages...OH MY!

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Dave wrote, "Found this comment dated from three years ago. I sure hope that vacation ended well."
//TODO: ask terry about this when he comes back from vacation
//row["VERSION"] = (decimal)row["VERSION"] + 1;
row.AcceptChanges();
row.SetAdded();

 


Laborious Transitions

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Today is Labor Day in the United States and as a result, many of us have the day off in honor of the working man.

So, if you have the day off - hooray! If not, well, sucks to be you. In either case, please consider the amount of work done by the below JavaScript that Andrew T. sent our way. I hope that if the developer does not have the day off he or she takes the time to work on a better solution.