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Alistair sends us a pretty big blob of code, but it's a blob which touches upon everyone's favorite design pattern: the singleton. It's a lot of Java code, so we're going to take this as chunks. Let's start with the two methods responsible for constructing the object.
The purpose of this code is to parse an XML file, and construct a mapping from a "name" field in the XML to a "batch descriptor".
James's team has a pretty complicated deployment process implemented as a series of bash scripts. The deployment is complicated, the scripts doing the deployment are complicated, and failures mid-deployment are common. That means they need to gracefully roll back, and they way they do that is by making backup copies of the modified files.
This is how they do that.
"Toledo is on Earth, Adrian must be on Venus," remarks Russell M. , explaining "This one's from weather.gov. Note that Adrian is 28 million miles away from Toledo. Being raised in Toledo, Michigan did feel like another world sometimes, but this is something else." Even Toledo itself is a good bit distant from Toledo. Definitely a long walk.
Once upon a time, there was a bank whose business relied on a mainframe. As the decades passed and the 21st century dawned, the bank's bigwigs realized they had to upgrade their frontline systems to applications built in Java and .NET, but—for myriad reasons that boiled down to cost, fear, and stubbornness—they didn't want to migrate away from the mainframe entirely. They also didn't want the new frontline systems to talk directly to the mainframe or vice-versa. So they tasked old-timer Edgar with writing some middleware. Edgar's brainchild was a Windows service that took care of receiving frontline requests, passing them to the mainframe, and sending the responses back.
Edgar's middleware worked well, so well that it was largely forgotten about. It outlasted Edgar himself, who, after another solid decade of service, moved on to another company.
One of the endless struggles in writing reusable API endpoints is creating useful schemas to describe them. Each new serialization format comes up with new ways to express your constraints, each with their own quirks and footguns and absolute trainwrecks.
Maarten has the "pleasure" of consuming an XML-based API, provided by a third party. It comes with an XML schema, for validation. Now, the XML Schema Language has a large number of validators built in. For example, if you want to restrict a field to being a date, you can mark it's type as xsd:date. This will enforce a YYYY-MM-DD format on the data.
Carolyn inherited a somewhat old project that had been initiated by a "rockstar" developer, and then passed to developer after developer over the years. They burned through rockstars faster than Spinal Tap goes through drummers. The result is gems like this:
private void init(){
ResourceHelper rh = new ResourceHelper();
for ( int i = 0; i < 12; i++) {
months[i] = rh.getResource("calendar."+monthkeys[i]+".long");
months_s[i] = rh.getResource("calendar."+monthkeys[i]+".short");
}
StaticData data = SomeService.current().getStaticData();
this.bankHolidayList = data.getBankHolidayList();
colors.put("#dddddd", "#dddddd");
colors.put("#cccccc", "#cccccc");
colors.put("#e6e6e6", "#e6e6e6");
colors.put("#ff0000", "#ffcccc");
colors.put("#ffff00", "#ffffcc");
colors.put("#00ff00", "#ccffcc");
colors.put("#5050ff", "#ccccff");
colors.put("#aa0000", "#ff9999");
colors.put("#ff8000", "#ffcc99");
colors.put("#99ff99", "#ccffcc");
colors.put("#ffcc99", "#ffffcc");
colors.put("#ff9966", "#ffcc99");
colors.put("#00c040", "#99cc99");
colors.put("#aadddd", "#ccffff");
colors.put("#e0e040", "#ffff99");
colors.put("#6699ff", "#99ccff");
}
Dan was using a third-party database which provided a PHP API. At one point, Dan was running into an issue where he actually needed locks on the database. Fortunately for him, the vendor documentation told him that there was a method called obtainRowLock.
obtainRowLock($table, $where) - Attempt to lock a row, will escalate and lock the table if row locking is not supported, will escalate and lock the database if table locking is not supported; returns true on success, false on failure
$table - name of table to lock
$where - WHERE clause to define rows, ex: "WHERE id=52". If left empty, function will assume a table lock
Happy Friday. For those of us in America, today is a political holiday. But let's avoid politics for the moment. Here's a few more wtfs.
"Error messages are hard," sums Ben Holzman , mock-replying "Your new puzzle games are fun, LinkedIn, but your error messages need a little work…"