The Daily WTF: Curious Perversions in Information Technology

Classic WTF: Teleported Release

by Bobby T. Johnson in Feature Articles on 2025-11-27

It's a holiday in the US today, one where we give thanks. And today, we give thanks to not have this boss. Original. --Remy

Matt works at an accounting firm, as a data engineer. He makes reports for people who don’t read said reports. Accounting firms specialize in different areas of accountancy, and Matt’s firm is a general firm with mid-size clients.

The CEO of the firm is a legacy from the last century. The most advanced technology on his desk is a business calculator and a pencil sharpener. He still doesn’t use a cellphone. But he does have a son, who is “tech savvy”, which gives the CEO a horrible idea of how things work.

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We Want Your Holiday Horrors

by Remy Porter in Announcements on 2025-11-26

As we enter into the latter portion of the year, folks are traveling to visit family, logging off of work in hopes that everything can look after itself for a month, and somewhere, someone, is going to make the choice "yes, I can push to prod on Christmas Eve, and it'll totally work out for me!"

Over the next few weeks, I'm hoping to get a chance to get some holiday support horrors up on the site, in keeping with the season. Whether it's the absurd challenges of providing family tech support, the last minute pushes to production, the five alarm fires caused by a pointy-haired-bosses's incompetence, we want your tales of holiday IT woe.

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Interview Smack-Talk

by Ellis Morning in Tales from the Interview on 2025-11-26

In today's Tales from the Interview, our Anonymous submitter relates their experience with an anonymous company:

I had made it through the onsite, but along the way I had picked up some toxic work environment red flags. Since I had been laid off a couple months prior, I figured I wasn't in a position to be picky, so I decided I would still give it my best shot and take the job if I got it, but I'd continue looking for something better.

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The Map to Your Confession

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2025-11-25

Today, Reginald approaches us for a confession.

He writes:

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Copied Homework

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2025-11-24

Part of the "fun" of JavaScript is dealing with code which comes from before sensible features existed. For example, if you wanted to clone an object in JavaScript, circa 2013, that was a wheel you needed to invent for yourself, as this StackOverflow thread highlights.

There are now better options, and you'd think that people would use them. However, the only thing more "fun" than dealing with code that hasn't caught up with the times is dealing with developers who haven't, and still insist on writing their own versions of standard methods.

8 comments - Last comment @ 2025-11-25

Untimely

by Lyle Seaman in Error'd on 2025-11-21

Sometimes, it's hard to know just when you are. This morning, I woke up to a Macbook that thinks it's in Paris, four hours ago. Pining for pain chocolate. A bevy of anonyms have had similar difficulties.

First up, an unarabian anonym observes "They say that visiting Oman feels like traveling back in time to before the rapid modernization of the Arab states. I just think their eVisa application system is taking this "time travel" thing a bit too far... "

10 comments - Last comment @ 2025-11-23

Invalid Route and Invalid Route

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2025-11-20

Someone wanted to make sure that invalid routes logged an error in their Go web application. Artem found this when looking at production code.

if (requestUriPath != "/config:system") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers/server") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers/server/config") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers/server/config/address") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers/server/config/key-id") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers/server/config/minpoll") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers/server/config/maxpoll") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers/server/config/version") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers/server/state") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers/server/state/address") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers/server/state/key-id") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers/server/state/minpoll") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers/server/state/maxpoll") &&
    (requestUriPath != "/config:system/ntp/servers/server/state/version") {
    log.Info("ProcessGetNtpServer: no return of ntp server state for ", requestUriPath)
    return nil
}

20 comments - Last comment @ 2025-11-23

Are You Mocking Me?

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2025-11-19

Today's representative line comes from Capybara James (most recently previously). It's representative, not just of the code base, but of Goodhart's Law: when a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure. Or, "you get what you measure".

If, for example, you decide that code coverage metrics are how you're going to judge developers, then your developers are going to ensure that the code coverage looks great. If you measure code coverage, then you will get code coverage- and nothing else.

10 comments - Last comment @ 2025-11-21