Best of 2025: The Sales Target

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You may have heard the advice "join a union", but nobody meant it like this. Original. --Remy.

The end of the quarter was approaching, and dark clouds were gathering in the C-suite. While they were trying to be tight lipped about it, the scuttlebutt was flowing freely. Initech had missed major sales targets, and not just by a few percentage points, but by an order of magnitude.

Heads were going to roll.


Best of 2025: Too Many Red Flags

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It's time to look back on a rough 2025, and wonder where we'd be if we missed any more red flags. Original. --Remy

Fresh out of university, Remco accepted a job that allowed him to relocate to a different country. While entering the workforce for the first time, he was also adjusting to a new home and culture, which is probably why the red flags didn't look quite so red.

The trouble had actually begun during his interview. While being questioned about his own abilities, Remco learned about Conglomcorp's healthy financial position, backed by a large list of clients. Everything seemed perfect, but Remco had a bad gut feeling he could neither explain nor shake off. Being young and desperate for a job, he ignored his misgivings and accepted the position. He hadn't yet learned how scarily accurate intuition often proves to be.


Boxing Day Math

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To be honest, math works the same way all year 'round. At least, it's supposed to.

"My Stack Exchange Inbox is Less Than Empty" declared Mike V. "I guess this happens when you read a notification twice!"


Christmas in the Server Room III: The Search for Santa

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How many times does it take to make something a tradition? Well, this is our third installment of Christmas in the Server Room, which seems pretty traditional at this point. Someday we'll run out of Christmas movies that I've watched, and then I'll need to start watching them intentionally. I'm dreading having to sit through some adaptation of the Christmas Shoes or whatever.

In any case, we're going to rate Christmas movies on their accuracy of representing the experience of IT workers. One 💾 grants it the realism of that movie where Adam Sandler fights Pac-Man, while 💾💾💾💾💾 tells us that it's as realistic as an instructional video about the Turbo-Encabulator.

Home Alone


Holiday Party

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The holiday season is an opportunity for employers to show their appreciation for their staff. Lavish parties, extra time off, whatever. Even some of the worst employers I've had could put together a decent Christmas party.

But that doesn't mean they all go right.


A Case of Old Code

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We've talked about the For-Case anti-pattern many, many times. And while we've seen some wild variations, and some pretty hideous versions, I think we have yet to see the exact example Ashley H sends us:

for (int i = 0; i < 4; i++) {
    if (i == 0) {
        step1();
    } else if (i == 1) {
        step2();
    } else if (i == 2) {
        step3();
    } else if (i == 3){
        finalStep();
    }
}    

The Ghost of Christmas Future

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Many of us who fly for business and/or pleasure are all too aware of the myriad issues plaguing the 21st-century airline industry: everything from cybercrime targeting ailing IT systems and Boeing's ongoing nightmare to US commercial airline pilots being forced to retire at age 65, contributing to a diminishing workforce that has less of the sort of wisdom that can't be picked up in a flight simulator. The exact sort of experience you want your flight crew to have if, say, your aircraft loses an engine during takeoff.

Big ol' Jet Airliner... (46516557095)


Michael's Holiday Snaps

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Michael R. recently was Ghana but now he's back. In grand vacation tradition, he is now sharing the best of it with us. And a few more besides. Remember, it's not the journey itself that matters, it's the wtfs we make along the way. Watch me make a bunch as I attempt to weave a narrative around the shots.

First up, the likely inspiration for Michael's entire trip. I guess you don't need the actual website URL, you can find it easily.


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