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To be fair to the google maps one showing the arrow across the divider, I've had people give me directions like that: Turn here Here HERE!!! Um, into the brick wall (on the side of the highway)? But the street we want is behind it!
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Do not read!
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You're supposed to put a bar code there that scans "Do not read".
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Do not Bar Code.
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Do not comment
CAPTCHA: transverbero - to 'weird' verbs
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Duhh... you're not supposed to scan the LETTERS. The scanner can't read them. Scan the bar code.
Kids these days... mutter, mutter...
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Yeah, I saw that same magician when I was in Vegas. Except he flew the top 8 stories of our hotel right across the street and set it down on top of this other hotel. Or something like that. I'm not exactly sure, I was really drunk at the time. But anyway, I've seen it. Yawn.
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For the map to sears... well, it's pretty obvious he's in Arkansas or something, and is going to a sears in New Jersey. Now, if he is in New Jersey, and he told it Arkansas, or he's in Arkansas and told it New Jersey... that's his problem.
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All these years you've been waiting for science to perfect the artificial {take your pick: man, woman} and now that it is here all it does is give lousy back seat driver directions just like a real {man, woman}. Not exactly what you had in mind, is it?
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It's not uncommon for Google Maps or even paid-for GPS services to be slightly out on current road layouts (they do change periodically, after all). This wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for that small number of GPS users who do whatever the GPS tells them to, even if that involves driving off a cliff. Seriously, I have seen people with SUVs in ditches, sheepishly explaining to a police officer that "the GPS told me to go right...".
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Clearly you're not familiar with Philadelphia. You're expected to jump the divider.
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Surely if you're only a mile from Sears then you could just, y'know, WALK?
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Hmm, a corporate headquarters-like building with no leg to stand on ... That wouldn't happen to be the Enron building, would it?
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Umm, the no-13th floor building is simply explained by the sunlight covering part of it. No WTF there.
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Woodston, Kansas, actually. And I'm sure there is no Sears within a mile of there. Within 40 miles, even. Therefore, he lives in NJ - so Sears gave him the correct "closest" location... but messed up when passing his address to MapQuest. By 1500 miles.
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Gee, thanks, Bill Nye!
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TRWTF is some people think we don't still use modems.
Currently in three confirmed locations 3 modems are still in use. The breakout is as followed...
2x DSL Modems
1x Cable Modem
= 3 Modems total
Links to the respected Wikipedia articles are..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cable_modem http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSL_modem
While it may be true that the "Dial-Up" variety of modems are no longer in wide-spread use, I can assure you that modems are widely still in use.
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A barcode that says "Do Not Scan" usually means there is another barcode on the box somewhere that you should scan instead.
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Buy a riding mower. Problem solved!
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I had submitted a Google Maps muckup too... a very clear direction to turn left across a divided highway, to go down the wrong way on an on-ramp. I wish I could find the picture still.
Google Maps is great, especially the street view part... but not ready for prime-time, turn-by-turn use. Once they get there, it would be great to have it built into GPS systems.
MadCow.
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Cable modems aren't modems...
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Then, why have the "do not scan" bar code in the first place? Is it just for decoration?
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At least you didn't have to swim across the Atlantic.
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It's a government mandate. Gotta keep the union barcode printers in business ya know...
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I passed the captcha, so I can't be a robot.
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Um, yes, they are. That's why they're called that. They modulate, they demodulate, the whole deal.
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FTFY. No real man would give directions in a car to anyone, back seat or otherwise. (Well, unless they were BOTH in the back seat and the car was stopped . . .)
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Actually, the quote is correct. It can be parsed as "John W. snapped this on Memorial Day off of Interstate 95."
I-95 is the name of a highway.
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I enjoyed my vacations on Miami but, boy, did I get tired!
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Mandatory xkcd reference: http://xkcd.com/461/
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Why, yes we can:
http://instantrimshot.com/
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I tried to reproduce that, but Google said it couldn't find a route between those cities. Seems they "fixed" it.
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The directions services REALLY have an issue with route 1 in New Jersey. I remember the google error that would make you u-turn about 100 times to go a 1/2 mile down the road on route 1.
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Probably because the 'do not scan' bar code is for internal factory/warehouse use only and wouldn't refer correctly to the contents of the box.
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Honestly, that place has everything
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The barcode for "Do Not Scan" is the barcode for the box, which is only used at the box factory, and the people at the box factory do not understand any English, so they don't know not to scan it. The people who work at the fill-the-box factory understand English, so they know not to scan it, and they add the barcode for the item in the box.
Also, plenty of people still use dial-up modems. I'm going back to the Midwest at Christmas to visit both my parents and my wife's parents, and I will have dial-up connections at both places. Sigh.
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Yeah, I kinda thought that...and since the kind of people who get paid to scan boxes might not always have the finest of deductive reasoning (no offense intended to the intelligent box scanners, of course)....they probably can't rely on the operator rotating the box when the bar code they scan returns an error...
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The image clearly says "No Dialtone". Now, maybe my DSL modem is defective or something, but it's never complained about "no dialtone" before.
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