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<clarkson>Some say, on weekdays he goes trolling noobs on TDWTF...
Whatever that means</clarkson>
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Indeed. Of course Mr. Spitzer's transgressions had the unfortunately property of being what we in the US call "illeagal."
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Aparently, that IS the wtf? in this one. A non-wtf story on the frontpage == a definite wtf-feeling..
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A curious perversion of human nature but surely not a curious perversion of information technology. Kind of sad but but kind of uplifting, since this sort of thing can't help but make you feel better about yourself. I'm definitely feeling more positive about my amphetamine dependency. Oh wait, that might be because I'm coming up... oh yeah... fingers at the ready bitches, it's CODIN TIME!!1!
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Is this a troll? Or someone agreeing dangerously close to a troll?
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We accept the first level of nearly convincing troll as entertainment and acknowlede the gullible with smug grins. What if the response is another nearly convincing troll? Have you been 2nd order trolled?
Have I have been 3rd order trolled?
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Do you still have her number?
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If you have to ask...
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Smoking is illegal indoors in a lot of countries these days
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In fairness, TC has taught me to read who each comment is written by...
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I hadn't considered TC writing his own posts. I think we've covered every possible conspiracy theory now.
I think most of the post are actually behaving the rules of Quantum Trolling, which is the ability for a reply on the Internet to simultaneously be two states: feeding a troll and performing its own troll.
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You live in the USA dont you?
What would be classed as a breach of human rights in any civilized country.
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And as we know, a sufficiently good conspiracy theory cannot be proven to be false! Therefore, it must be true.
(There's holes in my logic.)
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Well, this comment is kind of nice on it's own too. It'd make for a nice motivational poster of some kind.
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Sounds like Burt is a pretty cool guy!
JIff www.anonweb.eu.tc
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Those who are more often on this site know that TopCod3r happily works overtime without getting paid. What I did not know is that he expects the same behavior from his colleagues and badmouths on them in front of his boss when they don't. With such a friend you don't need enemies.
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You're point #2 is wrong. I don't reply to myself using another username, although I get the feeling some other people on here do. I am sorry that people get offended by my stories about my workplace. I realize that not everyone is accustomed to diverse situations that they are not used to. Working in IT is not for everyone.
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You must be joking; do you seriously expect everyone on your team to never drink? Having one or two drinks can NOT affect you the next day. I would never work for you.
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Is your boss Russian or so? Hey, working time is 8 hours/day, generally, not 24 hours. How much does your boss pay to have power over you 24 hours/day. And, best of all, you seem to like it, or, at least you defend such totalitary behavior. Can YOU fire HIM for something similar, too?
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3rd order troll would be:
Have I have been I have been have I been trolled.
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It always stuns me to read of these situations. I cannot even begin to fathom how people can be so oblivious to others' dysfunctional behavior, not to mention how people can seriously believe they can continue to function in the real world with such 'issues'.
Wow.
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There should be a "Get Drunk At Work"-day just to screw TopCh0d3r and his boss.
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I tried to do the math on that but had to give up.
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Oh my God, I would NEVER work on your team, it sounds like <om nom nom nom delicious flame bait om nom nom>
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LOL, beat me to it. I was gonna say I've worked with asshats like this guy before.
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This doesn't really seem to keep with the theme of the site...it's mostly depressing. Thumbs down on this kind of stuff in the future.
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Well, by now I suspect that, with the exception of a few tribesmen in central Australia, everyone knows that TopCod3r is a troll, so how come so many respond?
My theory is that they all really like watching the action, and realize that without reaction, TopCod3r would stop trolling (horrors!).
In fact, it is possible that ALL the responses to TopCod3r are coming from people like that and not even one response is on the level. And maybe they have a dual purpose – first to keep TopCod3r in the business and second to get someone to respond to the fact that they were “taken in” – sort of a metatroll.
Next we have the ones who keep trying to point out to these people how stupid they are to fall for such obvious trolling. Why can’t those people see the obvious – that those people aren’t really stupid but just doing what needs to be done to keep TopCod3r trolling away? Come on people!
Or maybe… maybe they also know that those people aren’t stupid and are just saying so to get a response out of us? Maybe they are also trolling!
And maybe, just maybe I don’t really believe any of this and you’ve just been trolled?
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You owe me a new keyboard, and a new nasal cavity lining. That coffee was HOT, damnit!
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It's never Lupus.
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Yeah, people accept that. Airline pilots for example, 24hrs bottle to throttle or they don't climb into the cockpit. Would you want to fly on an airline that didn't enforce this? How about surgeons? I'll bet a trip to a semi-drunk or hung over dentist would be a real joy as well. You can be first in line for one of those!
-Lego
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The rule is 8 hours bottle to throttle.
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This post has nothing to do with code, manangement, interviews, or any other related topic. It's poking fun at a person with a serious illness. Maybe next time you can make fun of the bald lady on chemo.
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Takes a devoted man to mix Vodka and Rootbeer...
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I suspect how TC gets away with it is that all his "policies" do exist in unofficial form, so it's not surprising to claim that someone was officially enforcing them. I'm not "on call" in the paid sense, but I'm supposed to answer the phone after hours. Attendance at weekend meetings is optional, but expected. It's really bad in 24-hr environments, where the day shift doesn't see a reason why the night and graveyard shift can't come in for an 8am meeting.
TC does have a knack for hitting that perfect "bs/real" line.
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Evil escaped convicts impersonating paranoid ex-aurors?
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BTW: 10 am int eh morning is a tautology.
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Hell yeah it does, those are some of the most entertaining stories!
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Me too.
More code or tech related WTFs, Alex! Just because there's a printer somewhere in the story doesn't mean it's interesting (or technology-related).
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Oh, you haven't been rickrolled using one of those sites that won't let you close the browser/tab short of killing the process?
Speaking of goatse... someone asked me to go to a site claiming that it wasn't anything like that; it was, and it was a site that I had to kill the process to close. I was doing something semi-important in the browser. That is why I installed noscript. I also promised the person I would never go to a web site they recommended again.
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We had an overhead crane operator that was never without an orange to eat. Someone in management finally figured out that he was injecting vodka into them, so they fired him. At least they tried to. The union got on the case and forced them to keep him on... a heavy equipment operator for Pete's sake!
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I'm also not convinced if alcoholism is a disease, it seems more like a way of life to me...
And TopCod3r, I've tried that approach, but I actually found its better to hold weekly heavy drinking contests. It improves morale, and ensures your team has the tolerance level to handle being called in late at night.
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Is it really so bad? Surely everyone is doing it these days?
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&hs=lCF&q=cocaine%20usage&cr=countryUK|countryGB&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
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Whats up with that? - Obviously it's useful to have unions to balance management, but when it comes to health and safety, surely lawas are being broken ? (Prob different in your country?)